Be offended, be very offended

30 Rock aired its Season 5 opener last week and it contained within it a 15 second throw-away joke about having sexual intercourse with your wife when she is asleep. The Internet lit up with activists, rape care workers and apparently anyone who knows how to type, expressing their disgust at such an offensive joke and [...]

V is for “Anna Paquin is hot”

As recommended by a friend and source of always different and enjoyable reading/viewing material, I recently started watching “True Blood”. For those of you that haven’t seen it, I will try not to issue too many spoilers, at least none that a pre-pubescent goth freak couldn’t grasp about 12.5 minutes into the first episode.

The [...]

In the Beginning…

Today I had an Earth-shattering revelation. I have discovered who God is… Yes, after much thought and analysis I have deciphered the age old mystery that has plagued mankind and religious sects for all eternity.

God is Asian People.

Don’t believe me? Think about it. God is Omnipresent right? Well… Asians are everywhere! There are [...]