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		<title>It&#8217;s all about Game 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I recently read a book on some misconceptions of randomness called: &#8216;A Drunkard&#8217;s Walk: How randomness rules our lives&#8216;. One point that stuck out at me was a section on how sporting events like championships series in the NBA or the World Series  etc. are a horrible measure of which team is better. That really [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I recently read a book on some misconceptions of randomness called: &#8216;A Drunkard&#8217;s Walk: <em>How randomness rules our lives</em>&#8216;. One point that stuck out at me was a section on how sporting events like championships series in the NBA or the World Series  etc. are a horrible measure of which team is better. That really seemed interesting to me.</p>
<p>Here are the basics from the book: Forget for a second whether it is a best of 3, 5 or 7 or whatever series. How many times have you heard an announcer say something like &#8220;Winning the first game gives the winning team a huge momentum&#8221;, or &#8220;Only &lt;small number&gt; times in history has a team come back from a 3-0 deficit to win the &lt; insert championship&gt;&#8221; ? It actually has nothing to do with momentum! It has to do with statistics. Speaking statistically the team to win the 1st game in a 7 game series has a 66% chance of winning the series (ie 2 out of 3 times). The book goes into the math of this, but essentially it is because of all the possible combinations of winning/losing that could happen in a 7 game series once you know the outcome of the 1st game, 66% of the outcomes will end with that team winning.</p>
<p>I was shocked at this! Could stats really prove that a weaker team is more likely to win a series simply by winning the first game? So, as a geek, I wrote a computer simulation to test this. I set it to play 100 million World Series where the teams were completely evenly matched (ie. 50-50 chance of either team winning) and then took the metrics. Below is one example, but all of the outcomes I ran were almost identical to this:</p>
<blockquote>
<div id="_mcePaste"><strong>Team 1 Wins</strong>: 50006154 (50%)</div>
<div><strong>Team 2 Wins</strong>: 49993846 (50%)</div>
<div id="_mcePaste"><strong>Team1 Wins First Game And Wins Series</strong>: 32821540 (66%)</div>
<div><strong>Team2 Wins First Game And Wins Series</strong>: 32805104 (66%)</div>
<div><strong>% 1st team to win wins series</strong>: <span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>65.626644%</strong></span></div>
</blockquote>
<p>You can see that the teams won each roughly 50% of the time and <em>66%</em> of the time the 1st team to win, wins the series! The book holds up. So if you are a betting person, this mean waiting until game 1 is over, then betting on the team  that won for all of the remaining games and 66% of the time you will come out ahead!</p>
<p>Reduce this to a 5 game series and you are now 70% likely for the first winner to win and to a 3 game series 75%.</p>
<p>Now all of this is assuming the teams are of identical skill, which of course is impossible to actually tangibly measure</p>
<p>But just for some food for thought let&#8217;s look at what happens when I give Team 2 an advantage:</p>
<table border="1">
<tbody>
<tr>
<th>T2&#8242;s Advantage</th>
<th>T2&#8242;s Wins overall</th>
<th>T1 wins 1st and wins series</th>
<th>T2 wins 1st and wins series</th>
<th>1st to win wins series</th>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>51%</td>
<td>53%</td>
<td>63%</td>
<td>67%</td>
<td>65%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>55%</td>
<td>61%</td>
<td>55%</td>
<td>74%</td>
<td>66%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>60%</td>
<td>71%</td>
<td>45%</td>
<td>82%</td>
<td>67%</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
<p>So what does this mean? It means even if a team is &#8220;better&#8221; than another team by a factor of 6-4 if the underdog wins the first game they are still 45% likely to win the series. That&#8217;s seems like a pretty decent shot for an underdog (regardless of Hollywood&#8217;s obsession with the underdog having a 99.9% change of winning).</p>
<p>So when does this advantage go away? If I reset the teams to even strength it isn&#8217;t until the best of 35 games (World Snooker Championship is best of 35) that the first game winner only has a 56% advantage. After that the curve gets really steep. At the best of 505 games (253 wins) the first team to win has a 51% chance of winning the series. I started to graph the limit, but got bored.</p>
<p>Keep in mind this is done all by simulator, no momentum, no &#8220;home vs away&#8221;, no external factors like weather, media etc. So, Does this hold up?  Using Wikipedia I went through and dug up the first winners of every series&#8230; Out of 105 World Series 67 first game winners have gone on to win, which is 63%. Isn&#8217;t math fun?</p>
<p>This was just one of the amazing bits of this book, and I highly recommend it. It analyzes in detail the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Hall_problem" target="_blank">Monty Hall Problem</a> and various other mathematical quandries that are so seemingly simple that you just can&#8217;t help but get them wrong.</p>
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		<title>SATCE: Sex and the Canadian Election</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 14:11:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Well, our 36-day ordeal of lies, cheating, attack ads, nonsense, and moustaches is over. We have a majority Conservative government led by Steven Harper. But how did an election, which really should have  ended up with the same result as before, change the political landscape of Canada so much? My theory is Sex and the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, our 36-day ordeal of lies, cheating, attack ads, nonsense, and moustaches is over. We have a majority Conservative government led by Steven Harper. But how did an election, which really should have  ended up with the same result as before, change the political landscape of Canada so much? My theory is Sex and the City.</p>
<p>Canada is Carrie Bradshaw. We are strong and determined, a little neurotic, we help our friends and neighbours, and all in all we just want to be loved. A lot of people want us to succeed in our quest and we have a strong group of friends: Samantha (if there is a better analogy for the USA than this character, I don&#8217;t know it), Miranda (her lesbian overtones and her need for independence reminds me of Germany for some reason), and Charlotte (soft and quiet England, but piss her off and she&#8217;ll declare war like crazy).</p>
<p>Duceppe is Petrovsky. He wants Carrie to move to his foreign French land and woos her with art and smooth-talking, but all in all he offers empty promises and really only has one schtick.  So, we move on to someone who at least doesn&#8217;t look like a corpse at his news conferences.</p>
<p>Layton is that weird guy from OfficeSpace&#8230; Burger I think his name was. He has a few good jokes and is a solidly written character who will make us feel warm and safe and loved, but in the end he will break up with us on a post-it note. Along the way he will tell us repeatedly that everyone else in the game is, &#8220;Just not that into us&#8221;, but we know the truth. After our inevitable break up we will meet his friends in a bar and tell them how awful he was.</p>
<p>Ignatieff is Aidan.  He may very well be the perfect guy for us. He understands us, he truly loves us, he tries so hard to get us to love him, but for some reason we just can&#8217;t fully commit to him. He tries numerous ways to propose, but we just won&#8217;t wear that ring. We give a feeble attempt of putting it around our neck, but he won&#8217;t accept that, he wants it all. We push him out of our apartment as dramatically as possible and then he goes ahead and opens a bar with our good buddies at UofT. The nerve of this guy!</p>
<p>And of course Harper is Mr. Big.  We bumped into him in Calgary and swapped coy glances. Then suddenly he comes knocking on our door and gives us a good banging once in a while.  He provides us with some financial security, but then flies to a foreign land and comes back with a massive commitment. So,we give him a little ‘minority’ of our time, and he lies to us a couple times, but despite the love affair ending in yelling and screaming a few times, we whole heartedly commit and throw ourselves on his footstep. We marry him and give him all of our trust. I am just waiting for our trip to Abu Dhabi to start&#8230;</p>
<p>But in the end we realize that a crazy French man can&#8217;t do anything for us, a jokester with a moustache can&#8217;t really be what we want, and Aidan just tried too hard. So we fall comfortably into the rhythm of a known evil, who in all likelihood will screw us over, but hey, it will make a hell of a sequel for a group of four women who can&#8217;t get work elsewhere&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Cluster F*ck 2011 (aka Election 2011)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 18:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Over the past few days I have been sarcastically tweeting out random crap about the upcoming federal election in Canada. The problem with this approach is that I cannot sum up my frustration with this event in 140 characters. Below lies the complete platform with which I will base my future updates on this matter.</p> [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Over  the past few days I have been sarcastically tweeting out random crap about the  upcoming federal election in Canada. The problem with this approach is that I  cannot sum up my frustration with this event in 140 characters. Below lies the  complete platform with which I will base my future updates on this  matter.</p>
<p>If  I had to choose a motto for this election it would be this:  An election that no  one wanted, brought on by a reason no one cared about, at a time when we cannot  afford it, amongst candidates that aren&#8217;t worth our votes.</p>
<p>This  election was not spawned by the will of the people of Canada. It was spawned  because of a light at the end of the tunnel by two wanna-be big-wigs and their  fellow sheep, who leapt at the slightest opportunity that may give them a hope  of adding PM to their business card. I mean, let&#8217;s be honest here:  Iggy  couldn&#8217;t lead an ant army to a picnic; Layton lives in a socialist dreamworld  where money grows on trees and the streams flow with gold bullion; Harper&#8217;s  platform is more anti-Canadian than the entire list of our enemies combined;  Duceppe wants to split up our country; and May has about as much chance of  changing Canada as I do getting a blowjob from Megan Fox. (Megan, if you’re  reading this, I will vote Green if you do, in fact, blow me.)</p>
<p>And  while Harper being our Prime Minister may leave a horrible taste in most of our  mouths, it is certainly better than him having a majority government and  wreaking his particular brand of havoc like George W did for his 8 years on the  global scene.</p>
<p>On  top of it all, we are still in the middle of an economic crisis.  People seem to  have forgotten that because we weren&#8217;t ‘as bad off’ as the US or UK, and because  it isn&#8217;t exciting news. So, Sun and CTVGlobeMedia have relegated the story to  the business section, which no self respecting ignorant Joe Blow reads anyway.   Elections cost around $300 million.  That&#8217;s $300 million less that the  government can do <em>something</em> with.  To put that in perspective; the  Conservative budget, which Layton and Iggy both said they would vote against,  offered $300 million to low income seniors as part of the Guaranteed Income  Supplement program!  So what they basically said was that they&#8217;d rather pay for  an election, which by all rights <em>should </em>result in the same government,  than give money to your grandmother. If this isn&#8217;t abuse of power, I don&#8217;t know  what is!</p>
<p>What  these guys seem to forget is they work <em>for us. </em>Given that 165 of 308  seats house <em>didn&#8217;t</em> go to Harper last time around, it’s pretty clear that  he isn&#8217;t the Prime Minister of choice for over half of the country, but that  doesn&#8217;t mean we should have an election every 18 months to try again!</p>
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		<title>Two and a Half Brain Cells</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 16:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I make very little secret that I despise Charlie Sheen and &#8216;Two and a Half Men&#8217; with a passion greater than the Pope has for Christ. So I am torn, because I am not normally the type of person that tramples on man&#8217;s&#8230; well&#8230; not grave&#8230; ummmm&#8230; tramples on a man&#8217;s hallucinogenic flying galactic unicorn.</p> <p>Suffice it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I make very little secret that I despise Charlie Sheen and &#8216;Two and a Half Men&#8217; with a passion greater than the Pope has for Christ. So I am torn, because I am not normally the type of person that tramples on man&#8217;s&#8230; well&#8230; not grave&#8230; ummmm&#8230; tramples on a man&#8217;s hallucinogenic flying galactic unicorn.</p>
<p>Suffice it to say, this quote sums up my thoughts:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;When a production company and network are willing to hire someone who is a convicted felon and accused of putting a knife to his wife&#8217;s throat, and they know that this person has substance abuse problems, it&#8217;s obvious that their position in this dispute is ridiculous&#8221; &#8212;  Marty Singer, <em>Sheen&#8217;s attorney</em></p></blockquote>
<p>So that is his argument? I am a drug addicted, law breaking, narcissist and therefore you should have expected this and therefore continued to employ me!?? Jesus, Charlie, you have really gone off the deep end! By this logic no company should ever hire a former arsonist, because they could only expect that he&#8217;d burn down their office.</p>
<p>In a weird way, Charlie&#8217;s life mimics the exact reason why I hate the show he stars in: Juvenile behaviour is worshipped in our society. Until the tragic earthquake off the Japanese coast, Charlie dominated newspapers. His life is not news people!</p>
<p>Anyway, go ahead and watch the reruns. I hear that in tonight&#8217;s episode Charlie makes a sexually suggestive joke about a gorgeous woman he just met and had intercourse with&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Smoke &amp; Mirrors</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2011 14:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The British Government just enacted a law which takes affect in roughly one year which will ban cigarette and other tobacco products from being displayed in shops. Instead they will need to be stored below the counter and asked for directly by the customer.</p> <p>This week I was in London every day for work and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The British Government just enacted a law which takes affect in roughly one year which will ban cigarette and other tobacco products from being displayed in shops. Instead they will need to be stored below the counter and asked for directly by the customer.</p>
<p>This week I was in London every day for work and on the way home read the free evening newspaper &#8220;The Evening Standard&#8221;, which ran multiple opinions and stories about this news event. Two in particular struck me as interesting.</p>
<p>In the first one a politician was arguing for this ban by saying: (paraphrased) &#8220;[The Government] has to do everything it can to cut back on cigarette availability to curb the number of smokers in this country&#8221;. If I was inside of his head during this interview I wonder if I would have heard the extension to that sentence: &#8220;&#8230; with the exception, of course, of making them illegal, because we couldn&#8217;t survive without the copious amounts of taxes they bring in.&#8221;</p>
<p>As a non-smoker living in a free country these political games of attempting to coerce our behaviour sicken me. The millions spent on this futile fight surely would be better served elsewhere; which leads to the second article.</p>
<p>In this opinion letter the writer argues (only half tongue-in-cheek) that we are being socially irresponsible by <em>not</em> smoking. An interesting premise, and here is why. He argues that because of our advancements in health care and medicines we are living much longer. Life expectancy ranges between 75-85 in the western world. However, most countries have a retirement age of 60-65. Which means for 15-20 years people who live in social service countries are drawing on pensions a lot longer than when these original legislations were passed. His argument is that by stopping people from smoking, you are losing valuable tax money, and then paying that person, who may have died younger because of smoking, for more years of his life you saved. The government is actually shooting itself in the foot <em>twice</em>! On top of that, because treatments are getting cheaper everyday, it is now or soon will be cheaper to treat that person for his eventual disease, then pay his pension. Economically speaking the government has made a very irrational decision. By &#8216;protecting&#8217; their constituents, they are in fact hurting their cash flow, which in turn will hurt their constituents.</p>
<p>The problem is that the government&#8217;s motivations have nothing to do with the public well being. Their motivations are to please activist and lobby groups to solidify votes so the can be re-elected again and continue to draw their paycheques.</p>
<p>I <a title="Flight Sense" href="http://http://stoss.ca/wp/2010/flight-sense" target="_blank">mentioned</a> this during the Environmental Summit meetings a while back; world leaders aren&#8217;t experts on things. They are experts at being politicians, not scientists who understand the environment, economists who understand financial models, doctors who understand healthcare. So having governments make decisions about these things without completely researching the subject with the top members of the specific field is asinine.</p>
<p>There is a good reason why I am not allowed to prescribe medication to someone or to sign off on designs for a traffic bridge. Why do we allow non-experts in our government make these uninformed decisions?</p>
<p>Of course, thorough research and investigation cost money and take time, neither of which the government really has in their relatively short terms.</p>
<p>There are certain prejudices that people fight and die for: Race, gender, religion, disability. Yet others we not only accept, but openly perpetuate without any sense of moral infraction (Gender based car insurance premiums is probably one of the most prolific). You could argue that smokers are now a part of this list. A few western countries seems so preoccupied with discriminating against smokers by forcing their habit underground it is like we are entering a state of prohibition on cigarettes, and we all know how well that worked.</p>
<p>In Germany offices, airports and other buildings have smoking rooms. Sealed off areas for smokers, which have ventilation and provide a warm, indoor place which doesn&#8217;t disturb the non-smoking crowd. Also their vast number of automated cigarette dispensers, check your age and dispense cigarettes at anytime of the day. The public there must be horrified to be forced to look at cigarette s and smokers everywhere! Or perhaps they realize that people make choices and in a free country they shouldn&#8217;t be persecuted for them.</p>
<p>Governments need to stop focusing money attempting to adjust a relatively small proportion of the public&#8217;s habits and put that money into healthcare and education programs that can benefit everyone. A child without a textbook in his classroom doesn&#8217;t give a shit if cigarettes are on display, because without those textbooks he&#8217;ll be too illiterate to read the display anyway.</p>
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		<title>A Message on &#8216;Messages&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 10:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>About a year ago I spoke about Google Wave, and how I would be interested in seeing where this lead. It had a power that no technology had at that point, and yet it failed. I still think the technology will persist, potentially seeping its way more into the Google Chat app or integrated with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About a year ago I spoke about <a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/2009/wave-of-the-future" target="_blank">Google Wave</a>, and how I would be interested in seeing where this lead. It had a power that no technology had at that point, and yet <a href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/08/update-on-google-wave.html" target="_blank">it failed</a>. I still think the technology will persist, potentially seeping its way more into the Google Chat app or integrated with the new Chrome OS to provide the highest possible levels of collaboration. But we will wait and see there.</p>
<p>The one thing that I think hurt Wave more than anything though was the separate interface. Wave had a different URL, required a separate session login (even though the credentials were the same) and, somewhat ironically, provided no collaboration between existing GMail/GoogleChat and other Google Social Media offerings. People already have too many pages to check, adding one more put a nail in Wave&#8217;s coffin while it was still being born&#8230;</p>
<p>Now, just over one year after that failed prediction I will make another.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/about/messages/" target="_blank"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-367" title="Messages" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Messages-300x55.png" alt="Facebook Messages" width="300" height="55" /></a></p>
<p>Facebook launched &#8216;Messages&#8217; yesterday to much discussion in the technology world. The advantages are clear: Facebook only has one interface, it&#8217;s portable, persistent and it has a running start at <em>500 million users</em> (more than Google, Hotmail, AOL, Yahoo etc.). But it also has its disadvantages: <em>Trust</em>.</p>
<p>While I still advocate that Facebook is not as evil and malicious as Privacy Commissioners around the globe believe, I am the first to admit that it isn&#8217;t a widely accepted, reputable source for information. For example: A picture of you with 3 shots in your hands, motor-boating the Molson girls does not always mix well with sending your resume to a prospective employer or a chat with your mother about the date and time for your grandmother&#8217;s 80th birthday party.</p>
<p>Will this be the GMail Killer that Facebook wants us to believe it will? I doubt it. The first iteration of Messages appears to be missing the key aspects that make email, and GMail&#8217;s fantastic application around it, the powerful and useful tool it is. Most notably abolished is something as simple as <a href="http://www.facebook.com/help/?faq=19048" target="_blank">the subject line</a>&#8230;Contrary to <a href="http://www.facebook.com/help/?faq=19037" target="_blank">Zuckerberg&#8217;s vision</a>, all conversations are not a perpetually flowing set of ideas. I speak with my friends and colleagues on many subjects and aligning them in a &#8220;history&#8221; as one large conversation without a varying designation isn&#8217;t logical, nor useful. Remembering a conversation based on timeline is a lot less intuitive then remembering based on a subject, GMail label, or a Hotmail folder.</p>
<p>So, my prediction: This is a useful add-on to the Goliath of Facebook which will continue to reign as social media heavyweight champion, but replacing email is a long way off. That being said I&#8217;ve signed up for an invite and will give it the &#8216;Ole College Try&#8217;.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 18:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>30 Rock aired its Season 5 opener last week and it contained within it a 15 second throw-away joke about having sexual intercourse with your wife when she is asleep. The Internet lit up with activists, rape care workers and apparently anyone who knows how to type, expressing their disgust at such an offensive joke and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>30 Rock aired its Season 5 opener last week and it contained within it a 15 second throw-away joke about having sexual intercourse with your wife when she is asleep. The Internet lit up with activists, rape care workers and apparently anyone who knows how to type, expressing their disgust at such an offensive joke and how horrible Tina Fey is for writing it and NBC is for airing it.</p>
<p>Now, I am not surprised about that. What I am surprised by is some of the debates I have read. In one of the debate essentially a Care Worker for rape victims argued that his free speech allowed him to call for boycotts, apologies,  and ultimately <em>eradication </em>of something if he doesn&#8217;t agree with it.</p>
<p>Correct me if I am wrong, but the idea of free speech is not to <em>limit</em> the availability of potentially offensive things from existence. It is to understand that things exist which you may not agree with. Freedom is choosing what to agree with and what not to. And as long as no one is forcing you against your will to change your opinion, your freedom is unaffected.</p>
<p>Eradicating everything that has the potential to be offensive is absurd! The world would be pretty empty if we removed anything that potentially could offend people.</p>
<p>I am not saying the joke isn&#8217;t offensive and isn&#8217;t hurtful to a significant group of rape victims and their friends and relatives, but what I am saying is that that doesn&#8217;t mean the joke shouldn&#8217;t exist.</p>
<p>Recently some American religious fundamentalists decided that burning a Qur&#8217;an might be a fun thing to do. And almost everyone up to and including the President of the United States condemned it. I say almost, because <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704358904575478241873665072.html" target="_blank">one particularly public figure</a> actually made the most sane argument of all:</p>
<blockquote><p>In a strange way I&#8217;m here to defend his right to do that. I happen to think that it is distasteful. &#8230; But the First Amendment protects everybody, and you can&#8217;t say that we&#8217;re going to apply the First Amendment to only those cases where we are in agreement. &#8230; If you want to be able to say what you want to say when the time comes that you want to say it, you have to defend others no matter how much you disagree with them - <em>Michael Bloomberg, Mayor of New York City</em></p></blockquote>
<p>It is exactly what should have been said of the situation. Finding something disgusting is not a reason for it not to exist. Potentially putting lives at risk is not a reason to not do something. You know what else puts people&#8217;s lives at risk? A war in Afghanistan&#8230;</p>
<p>Similarly, opposing  a mosque being built near the former World Trade Center site because it happened to be Muslims who were responsible for the attacks is like banning black trench coats in Highschools because the Columbine Attackers happened to wear them. It might be considered sympathetic and kind for the church leader to abandon their plans, but it certainly isn&#8217;t a necessity.</p>
<p>Without sounding cliché: Can&#8217;t we all just get along?</p>
<p>Sometimes there is a compromise. Like censoring arbitrary swear words on shows like &#8216;The Late Late Show&#8217; which airs at 12:30am! But as far as I am concerned, if you are up at that time of the night and offended, go to fucking bed! I love how sitcoms now use <em>douchebag</em> like it&#8217;s a definite article, but we still can&#8217;t get over <em>fuck</em> and <em>shit</em>. Who decided a noun referring to a piece of cleaning equipment is somehow less offensive than a synonym for sex and a noun meaning feces?  Apparently some douchebag.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t like 30 Rock, don&#8217;t watch it (Similar to my unalterable hatred of the ridiculous waste of 22 minutes an episode that is &#8216;Two and Half Men&#8217;). If you don&#8217;t think burning the Qur&#8217;an is productive, don&#8217;t burn one. But don&#8217;t, whatever you do, tell me I can&#8217;t watch 30 Rock because <em>you </em>find its content offensive, or tell me that I cannot destroy any object <em>I</em> own, regardless of the meaning it may or may not have to you or someone else, no matter how distasteful or disgusting you find my preferences.</p>
<p>And if you hate the word fuck for some reason other than somehow society is convinced that the devil spawned the word himself, don&#8217;t use it.</p>
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		<title>Protection Against Protection</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The US Federal Trade Commission recently released a report about how online/virtual &#8216;worlds&#8217; protect underage children from harmful or explicit images. They investigated the mechanisms these companies put in place to ensure that children 13 and under did not access &#8220;things they shouldn&#8217;t.&#8221;</p> <p>Their first recommendation was to &#8220;&#8230;put in place more effective age verification [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The US Federal Trade Commission recently released a  report about how online/virtual &#8216;worlds&#8217; protect underage children from  harmful or explicit images. They investigated the mechanisms these  companies put in place to ensure that children 13 and under did not  access &#8220;things they shouldn&#8217;t.&#8221;</p>
<p>Their first recommendation was to &#8220;&#8230;put in place more effective age  verification methodology.&#8221;  Well, holy shit! They cracked it! It angers  me when an agency, government or not, comes up with a recommendation  that is as useful as, &#8220;My plan is to come up with a plan.&#8221; A 2-year-old  could have figured out that the reason why they can log into adult  online &#8216;worlds&#8217; is because there is no mechanism to prevent them!</p>
<p>But what is the solution? The fact of the matter is <em>there is none</em>. Just  as 16-year-olds can use their sibling&#8217;s ID to get into a bar illegally,  condoms are not 100% effective, and people continue to inexplicably love  Two and Half Men, there is no protection that can successfully  eliminate an intentional desire to do &#8220;things they shouldn&#8217;t,&#8221; except  blocking out the potential <em>altogether</em>. In this example, that would  include shutting down all bars, not having sex, and killing Charlie  Sheen. Alternately, there is the the always popular &#8216;lock yourself in an  opaque box&#8217;.</p>
<p>There are really two problems at play here, and neither have to do with  technology.</p>
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<li>Accidental access: While this kills my sex analogy because in my  research, accidental sex isn&#8217;t that easy&#8230; You can certainly  accidentally wander into a bar, a naughty website, or flick onto a tv  show that shouldn&#8217;t be on the air.</li>
<li>Purposeful circumvention:  You can purposely attempt to buy beer  underage, lie about your birth date on the web or in paperwork, and tune  into CBS.</li>
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<p>Before we go any further, we will <em>never </em>stop number 2. As I said above,  the FCC, FTC, FDA et. al. and their world wide equivalents can do all  they want and spend billions of currency units, but if someone wants to  do something and they can find a way, they will do it. Just as Philippe  Petit (&#8220;Man on Wire&#8221;, highly recommend watching), DB Cooper, the 9/11  perpetrators, etc., etc. proved: &#8220;You can do whatever you want.&#8221;  By the  way, does anyone else see the irony in that guidance councillors use  that phrase as a build up to young students, and then we spend  government money trying to figure out ways to prevent young students  from doing so?</p>
<p>Now in the accidental case the FTC found that even in &#8216;virtual worlds&#8217;  that were kid friendly, there were sexually explicit references,  violence, and other &#8220;things they shouldn&#8217;t&#8221; have access too. This is  nothing new, I mean go back and watch old cartoons, movies, read comic  books, or walk down any street in a major city. Now stop. The reason we  have to go back and re-watch the cartoons and movies, or re-read the  comic books is because in most cases we were too <em>innocent </em>to get the  joke. The reason why this next generation (who have been surfing for  porn since they could double click their index finger) is growing up so  fast is not because there are subtle references in their world to all of  this, it is because sex, violence, drugs and the like are promoted on a  daily basis to them as &#8216;bad&#8217;, and &#8216;bad&#8217; things are intriguing!  Remember?! Forget the sexually suggestive graphic in Sims online.  12-year-old girls see women in short skirts on tv or on the street and  then go and buy &#8220;Cosmo: The pedophile edition&#8221; to find out why, or the  8-year-old who knows in explicit detail what a blow job is because MTV  bleeps out mysterious words, so the curious mind has to go and find out  why! And to add to it all, today they have the capability find out quite  quickly, whereas when we were young we only had older siblings or &#8216;the  cool aunt&#8217;.</p>
<p>We played cops and robbers as kids and never even put together the fact  that this was violence personified.  Today they play cowboys and Indians  and are scolded because it is racist to portray Indians in that manner!</p>
<p>We try and protect kids against things they don&#8217;t understand, and they  therefore want to understand it, and at an age too young to comprehend  it. Instead of letting them hear the word &#8220;Fuck&#8221; and explaining that  society doesn&#8217;t want them to use that word (A-whole-nother blog entry  there), or letting them play with blissful ignorance without imparting  our adult morals, we attempt to hide what has always been in the open  and then wonder why they become more interested in it. Kids don&#8217;t need  our adult constructs forced upon them. While we need to monitor their  access to various things, whether it be bad TV or naughty websites, we  should do this in an effort to guide them morally, not force them to  learn adult life lessons at a younger and younger age.</p>
<p>PS: I hate Two and Half Men.</p>
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		<title>The Great Pretender</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 14:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Pretending is ingrained in us from the very beginning. As a child, we would sit Calvin &#38; Hobbes style in a box and blast off to space, or watch the Muppet Babies invent crazy worlds and adventures, or turn a sandbox into a Jurassic playground.  Imagination is one of the very components which make us [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pretending is ingrained in us from the very beginning. As a child, we would sit Calvin &amp; Hobbes style in a box and blast off to space, or watch the Muppet Babies invent crazy worlds and adventures, or turn a sandbox into a Jurassic playground.  Imagination is one of the very components which make us human. We have the ability to invent things in our heads and seemingly make them real.</p>
<p>However, while imagination should be encouraged, and is quite frankly important to all aspects of science, technology, advancement etc., it also can be overdone.</p>
<p>As a society, there are some things which we ‘pretend’ that actually change the way we live. This can have serious consequence. But what is worse is that we pretend things that don’t make sense, just like thinking a box is a space ship and four -inch dinosaurs can terrorize our backyard&#8230;</p>
<p>We pretend things like people don’t swear, smoke, drink, insult each other, fight or argue. We pretend that age has something to do with abilities. In Canada you can legally consent to sex at 16, but  can’t purchase a tape to watch others have sex until 18. You’re old enough to vote for the leader of our country at 18, but not mature enough to consume alcohol until 19. You can choose to purchase potentially deadly cigarettes at 16, but can’t sign a do not resuscitate until 18. We pretend that people shouldn’t die, and that when accidents occur it is always someone’s fault. We pretend we can protect society by putting in place legislation to enforce laws against people who purposely break the laws already in place.</p>
<p>The Canadian Women’s Hockey team, who just took gold at the 2010 Olympics, were seen after the game sharing beer and cigars on the ice once the stadium had cleared of fans. They have since come under fire, because one of their stars was just 18 and, of course, everyone below 19 doesn’t drink, therefore they were setting a bad example. On top of that smoking in a public place!? You must be joking! That is illegal in British Columbia! The problem is that every law has a purpose. For example the “No Smoking” laws were put into place to stave off second hand smoke in people who choose not to smoke. If I am at a private party where all parties consent to smoking, then why does it matter that the place was public or private? In a room the size of a 20,000-person stadium the smoke from 15 cigars would be like placing a droplet of cyanide in the ocean and calling it poisonous water&#8230;  And a member of a professional hockey team having a drink before she is ‘legally’ allowed to? I’m surprised she wasn’t doing a line of coke off the naked thigh of their goalie.  Just 6 days before this event, John Montgomerie (gold medallist in skeleton) walked through Whistler with a pitcher of beer in his hand, and not only wasn’t chastised, but was celebrated on CTV as “an every Canadian man.” Last time I checked drinking in the streets was still illegal.</p>
<p>RDS recently had a commentator make a derogatory remark about openly gay skater Johnny Weir. A gay activist group immediately filed a complaint to the CRTC and demanded an apology from RDS. But Weir himself asked, “Why?” He fully acknowledged that this is a free country and people have their opinions. It doesn’t matter if your opinion is ignorant in a free society; you are still entitled to it. People will always fight, and have ungrounded opinions. Pretending otherwise is not only foolish, but detrimental. If no one has the right to disagree with anyone else then in what way are we free?</p>
<p>NBC repeatedly showed the Georgian Luger in his final grave moments, finding new people and things to blame and then issued an apology when their Shaun White’s coach used a curse word (which are in themselves arbitrarily chosen and changed on a regular basis) on live television.  It’s fun to pretend when people fuck up they say ‘frak’ and ‘derrnit’, but all we are doing is further perpetuating the falsehoods that are turning everyone into whining, snivelling babies when anyone does anything they don’t like.</p>
<p>Pretending is fun. It really is. But hell, even the Bible says we are born to sin, so even the Christian right has to agreethat watching an 18 year old have a sip of booze is expected (assuming that is a sin and not some arbitrary human-made rule) and two guys kissing is just a spec in the eyes of their God to the other 6.5 billion humans out there with the potential to lust, murder, adulter, steal, etc. Let’s stop pretending people and society are perfect and start enjoying the fact we are different and can make our own decisions as long as they have no adverse effect on others.</p>
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		<title>Disappointed, but not at the Olympics</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 17:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Dear Canadian Media,</p> <p>I am tired, absolutely tired of phrases like &#8220;only # medals&#8221; and &#8220;disappointment&#8221; and &#8220;let down&#8221;. Canada is having one of their best games ever and continue to have hopes with a week left in the games.</p> <p>Last night we lost, arguably, the most anticipated single game of the Olympics and what [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Canadian Media,</p>
<p>I am tired, <em>absolutely tired</em> of phrases like &#8220;only # medals&#8221; and &#8220;disappointment&#8221; and &#8220;let down&#8221;. Canada is having one of their best games ever and continue to have hopes with a week left in the games.</p>
<p>Last night we lost, arguably, the most anticipated single game of the Olympics and what happened? We were on the streets of Vancouver with flags, horns, spontaneous national anthem singing, chants for our country and our athletes. I have seen the Maple Leaf on clothing and body parts here that I didn&#8217;t even know you could put it on.</p>
<p>The Canadian public is more psyched than ever before.  Stop making up useless news and report <em>the facts</em>. Do the country you claim to represent proud and support these athletes who deserve more respect than the millionaire entertainers in the NBA, MLB, NFL etc.</p>
<p>I, for one, am not only impressed by our athletes, but feel absolutely lucky to be involved in this display of undeniable patriotism that rarely peeks through in The Great White North.</p>
<h2><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>GO</strong></span><strong> CA</strong><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>NA</strong></span><strong>DA </strong><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>GO</strong></span>!</h2>
<p>Sincerely,<br />
A Canadian</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 22:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I started thinking about this topic after I watched this Craig Ferguson clip:</p> <p></p> <p>By now we have all heard about Conan and Leno dueling it out for the sacred 11:35 slot on NBC. However, the situation brings to light something that hasn&#8217;t yet sunk in at most major corporations yet. The public is changing.</p> [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I started thinking about this topic after I watched this Craig Ferguson clip:</p>
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<p>By now we have all heard about Conan and Leno dueling it out for the sacred 11:35 slot on NBC. However, the situation brings to light something that hasn&#8217;t yet sunk in at most major corporations yet. The public is changing.</p>
<p>Ferguson&#8217;s hypothesis is actually quite intuitive. The youth do rule our society. The 18-49 demographic is what all advertising dollars are based on, and that is what makes the big 3 networks all of their money. What Ferguson missed, however, is that that &#8220;deification of youth&#8221; has continued, but the youth have drastically changed.</p>
<p>The public today want convenience. They want everything now and exactly how<em> they</em> want it. It started slowly with Sunday shopping, and 24 hour supermarkets. Then it grew with super stores that sell everything from perscription drugs to fresh chickens and motor oil. Pay Per View popped up and let us watch movies <em>whenever we wanted</em> without leaving our homes. The web started creeping in and suddenly we could monitor prices of things like flights, toys, books and more to buy <em>when we wanted </em>to at the <em>price we wanted</em> to. Then, in one of the smartest moves of the 21st century, someone put a harddrive into a VCR and PVR (TiVo) was born: So now we could watch TV <em>when we wanted</em>. Bittorrent made a debut about 7 years ago and made data share <em>faster and easier</em>. Pagers and then cellphones became ubiquitous in people of all ages: So now we were always <em>conveniently available</em> and could <em>conveniently contact anyone</em>. We became obsessed with everything being at our fingertips (<em>There&#8217;s an app for that</em>™). We started bitching when we were charged for Internet outside of our house, so Free WiFi became synonymous with Café. Undergrounds subways across Asia and Europe starting piping in cellphone signals. TV companies started endevours like Hulu and BBC iPlayer to satisfy the lust for anytime access. LoveFilm and NetFlix popped up so we could stop strolling to Blockbuster and the Kindle changed the way commuters read.</p>
<p>But in the process, what happened, almost by accident, is we started to kill traditional television. Primetime was called such because that is when most people watched tv, and while that is probably still true, it isn&#8217;t the 18-49s any more. The &#8216;sacred youth&#8217; are playing XBox or using MSN or any of the other things that can be used to relax our lazy asses that didn&#8217;t exist in 50&#8242;s when this all started. Prime time is becoming &#8216;When I Want Time&#8217; and this is what started the demise of such shows as Arrested Development, Jericho, The Fly and probably (sadly) soon to be Chuck. The fan base was there and arguably still is, but the generation of people that watch these shows isn&#8217;t watching them when Neilsens is recording the metrics. Suddenly advertisers are saying it isn&#8217;t worth their money and the networks are are saying we need to find something better, regardless of the quality. This is why cable shows like Dexter, Six Feet Under, The Sopranos and the like became such big long lasting hits, they don&#8217;t rely on ads, because the revenue comes from the cable fees.</p>
<p>Conan/Leno are the same in this regard. The part most people want to see of any late night show is the monologue, and in the case of SNL, Weekend Update. So we PVR that while we watch the prime time shows that we didn&#8217;t watch between 8 and 11, then watch the first 15 minutes and hit the sack, or save them up for another time: Convenience.</p>
<p>Mind you, the movie, airline and music industries are much farther behind then the big 3 when it comes to accepting the new technologies, but this doesn&#8217;t stiffle the fact that every year dozens of shows go off the air before they get to 6 episodes, because their on air rating are &#8216;too low&#8217;. Eventually the large corporations need to start catering to the desire of convenience. The food industry made the transition years ago with frozen dinners, the microwave etc., and pre-made dinner sales are always on the rise. Eventually the other industries will need to go down this path, because, for better or for worse, this is what their customers are demanding.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 14:08:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>WARNING: Geeks only. (Persistent Link on the left hand side)</p> <p>I have been doing an excessive amount of coding lately, for both work and for personal things and I found that I use the same handful of JAVA methods in sequence to perform many tasks. Specifically around persisting/converting data.</p> <p>So in an effort to make [...]]]></description>
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<p>I have been doing an excessive amount of coding lately, for both work and for personal things and I found that I use the same handful of JAVA methods in sequence to perform many tasks. Specifically around persisting/converting data.</p>
<p>So in an effort to make my life easier I created a series of String and File utilities that I can call to avoid having to copy/paste and adjust dozens of lines of code.</p>
<p>The API is generic and mostly Object agnostic. I went through and fully documented all the methods, and I also overloaded many of the methods for the base case and specific cases.</p>
<p>I am posting it online here for people to use.:</p>
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<li><a title="Download the Stoss Utils API (JAR)" href="http://stoss.ca/API/files/util_api_1.0.jar">Java JAR</a></li>
<li><a title="Java Docs" href="http://www.stoss.ca/API/doc/index.html" target="_blank">JavaDocs</a></li>
<li><a title="Download the Stoss Util's API (DLL)" href="http://stoss.ca/API/files/util_api_1.0.dll">.NET DLL</a>*</li>
<li><a title="Download the Sample Java file" href="http://stoss.ca/API/sample/TestUtils.java">Sample Class</a></li>
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<p>I think eventually this will be &#8220;open source&#8221; in the sense I will let people add to it, but for the time being I&#8217;ll just see if anyone actually has an interest in it.</p>
<p>*Although not fully tested, There is a DLL version of this API. The DLL was generated using a neat little utility called <a title="IKVM" href="http://www.ikvm.net" target="_blank">IKVM</a>. The ability to convert JARs to DLLs is really useful!</p>
<p>You can run the Test Class by executing &#8220;java -jar util_api_1.0.jar&#8221;</p>
<p>This requires <a title="Java 6 Download" href="http://java.sun.com/javase/downloads/index.jsp" target="_blank">Java 6</a>.</p>
<p>Anyway, Please feel free to download and check out. Suggestions/Comments welcome.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I’m tired of reading about people ‘losing privacy’ with Facebook and Twitter. People are not losing their privacy; they are losing their common sense. There was an article this morning in the paper which cited examples of ‘loss of privacy’:</p> <p>1)      A UK worker being fired for comments that her job was boring.</p> <p>2)      Employees [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’m tired of reading about people ‘losing privacy’ with Facebook and Twitter. People are not losing their privacy; they are losing their common sense. There was an article this morning in the paper which cited examples of ‘loss of privacy’:</p>
<p>1)      A UK worker being fired for comments that her job was boring.</p>
<p>2)      Employees in a service industry being reprimanded for posting negative comments about customers on their social sites.</p>
<p>3)      Causing of problems in relationships when one person makes relationship-based remarks, or when a person ‘updates their relationship status’ without approval of the other party.</p>
<p>Hold on, none of those are examples of losing privacy; they all made their opinion public on purpose. Everyone at one time or another is bored at work. Everyone complains about idiots they have to deal with, and everyone has relationship troubles. It isn’t the fact that those people had those thoughts; it is the fact that they consciously made the thought public. Consciously making something known to people is not losing privacy, losing privacy is something that you didn’t make known to people, becoming known to people. For example, having your private diary published, or your best friend write a tell-all book about you, or a doctor telling everyone about your genital herpes is a loss of privacy.  Standing on a box in the middle of Times Square and screaming that you have genital herpes, or handing out free copies of your sex tapes to strangers is not a loss of privacy.</p>
<p>If Facebook openly released all of your pictures to the general public, not just registered Facebook users or specifically your ‘friends’, then that is an invasion, but they don’t (I didn’t say can’t). In fact, they are putting in <em>more</em> restrictions around what can be seen.</p>
<p>We live in a knowledge-starved world. We put Tiger Woods on the front page because we found out he had a secret, but then scream bloody murder when someone finds out ours. We can’t have it both ways.</p>
<p>The sad part is that government agencies are spending millions to study Facebook for security holes, when in reality we live in a society that cares less about privacy and more about reading about our acquaintances’ lives than ever before.  If something isn’t meant to be public, don’t make it public. It is as simple of that. Posting “I’ve had a horrible day,” is enormously different than posting “I hate my boss and work is shit.”  Facebook does not require the <em>same</em> level of professionalism as a man in a suit in front of a microphone (but then again, even Obama called Kanye a “Jackass”), but it does require some common sense.</p>
<p>And you want to talk about privacy? Well how about laws that restrict who you can love/marry, in what orifice you can have sex, or upcoming flight rules that you can either be photographed in an ‘naked scanner’ machine or have your genitalia juggled before you can get on an airplane? We don’t live in a private society at all when a government can invade it like that. BTW: This is for another entry, but ‘naked scanner’ is by far the newest gross exaggerated term. Given the above two options I will gladly let a couple people stare at my colourless, featureless ‘naked’ body only to have the picture removed immediately upon exiting the scanner. It’s not like Playboy is standing behind them saying “Yep, I’ll take that one for our ‘frequent flyers’ issue.” In those pictures you are no more nude than that chick’s silhouette on a trucker’s mud flaps.</p>
<p>This last year 3 or 4 guys got caught for misuse of a firearm and animal cruelty because they did really stupid, depraved things to a duck during a hunting trip. They got caught, not because someone discovered the duck, but because they posted themselves on YouTube doing it. Had that not happened, the ducks would have decayed or been eaten and, assuming they wouldn’t brag about it (which is a stretch based on the video), they certainly wouldn’t have been charged.</p>
<p>Why haven’t we learned from this? Because we are not used to a truly global media. While screaming on top of a box in Times Square all of your dirty secrets certainly isn’t maintaining privacy, it is not the same as electronically posting something that within seconds the entire world can see&#8230; Until, of course, someone starts streaming your NYC rant. Which really poses the question, do we have any privacy anymore? If anyone can video/photograph us doing anything and YouTube it, wouldn’t you think that would make everyone more afraid than the stuff they knowingly post? It sure does for me&#8230;</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 19:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stoss</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>As we all know by now on Christmas day a man attempted to detonate an explosive on a flight as it was descending into Detroit. The media reported this almost immediately as a &#8220;terrorist attack&#8221;.</p> <p>There was a Republican senator on CNN this week denouncing Obama because &#8220;&#8230;he took 3 days to respond to the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As we all know by now on Christmas day a man attempted to detonate an explosive on a flight as it was descending into Detroit. The media reported this almost immediately as a &#8220;terrorist attack&#8221;.</p>
<p>There was a Republican senator on CNN this week denouncing Obama because &#8220;&#8230;he took 3 days to respond to the attempted terrorist attack,&#8221; and &#8220;&#8230;was too busy with the war in Iraq and pushing his Healthcare agenda to care about airport security&#8221;.</p>
<p>Of course he fucking was! The American people elected him because that&#8217;s what he&#8217;d said he&#8217;d do!  Airport security is not a political issue. Blaming Obama for a bomber boarding a plane in Amsterdam is like blaming the Queen because Royal Mail lost your package. A government owned agency failed here, <em>not </em>the leader of the government.</p>
<p>I promise you if Obama was told &#8220;Hey, man&#8230; Some Nigerian guy is gonna board an airplane in Holland with a bomb in his underpants,&#8221; he would have called someone and said &#8220;Yo, can you figure out how to stop that from, you know, like, happening?&#8221;.</p>
<p>Also on CNN they had a former head of the 9/11 commision on who commented that Obama was reluctant to use the word terrorism and therefore was undermining the event. I don&#8217;t care if the attacker is on a terrorist mission or a deranged girl scout who was driven to commit mass murder because of an unfortunate cookie selling incident: If a plane blows up it is a failure of the security preventing that from happening, which is exactly what Obama said it was.</p>
<p>World leaders don&#8217;t have a red S on their chests and fly around at night saving damsels in distress, they are human, and if you think world leaders know everything about their countries like some sort of human-embodied-omnipotent being, then your sadly mistaken. It&#8217;s just like the fiasco of the environmental conference in Denmark. Sending Stephen Harper to an environmental convention is as useful as sending Andy Dick to a vagina convention. Neither know anything about the subject, except what they are told by their peers. Let people who know science sort out the environment issues and make a global recommendation. You wouldn&#8217;t hire the CEO of Canadian Tire to fix your car right? You&#8217;d hire the mechanics who he employs to do it, because <em>they</em> <em>are</em> the experts.</p>
<p>All of this is to use the media to enhance public perception, because in the end that&#8217;s what wins elections, and the Obamas/Harpers/Browns of the world all want to keep their pay cheques. Harper has to flash his smile in Denmark so that when the opposition puts their foot in their mouth for the millionth time of this parliament he can say &#8220;Well, I care about the environment, see? I saved my boarding pass!&#8221; And in the same way, even if you&#8217;ve never flown and have zero intention on doing so, having you PM or President stand up and say, &#8220;I am doing everything I can to protect you,&#8221; (whether from scary Nigerians or that pesky global warming) makes it desirable to vote for them.</p>
<p>The truth is, flying affects a fractionally small proportion of the population. It&#8217;s the media that portrays this as an issue of the masses and politicizes it. Restricting people from having liquids because someone once wanted to use a liquid for evil on a flight makes as much sense as making condoms out of steel because one in a few hundred break. (For more on this I suggest <a title="Is aviation security mostly for show?" href="http://edition.cnn.com/2009/OPINION/12/29/schneier.air.travel.security.theater/" target="_blank">this article</a>)</p>
<p>I am not going to die because a newly-wed couple wants to fly to the Dominican on their honeymoon, and you aren&#8217;t going to die because someone who happened to be born in Yemen is on your flight. We&#8217;re going to die because people die. I know we loving playing God, but in the end we all die. Whether a nutjob blows us up, or we have a heart attack after eating the large fries at TGIF, we will die. And for the record nutjobs come from everywhere, not just the 14 nations now on a permanent &#8216;frisk list&#8217; by US order.</p>
<p>Flying is safe, don&#8217;t let a hypochondriac set of politicians and a fear mongering  <em>news</em> network who couldn&#8217;t fill a day with 30 minutes of actual news change your mind about that.</p>
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		<title>The Fight Against Futility</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Recently the file sharing site Mininova decided to stop hosting any torrent that was not sent in from a registered user with rights to the material that was being posted. It was if a million file sharers suddenly screamed and then were silenced&#8230;</p> <p>With the fall of Napster, Supernova, Pirate Bay and now this I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Recently the file sharing site Mininova decided to stop hosting any torrent that was not sent in from a registered user with rights to the material that was being posted. It was if a million file sharers suddenly screamed and then were silenced&#8230;</p>
<p>With the fall of Napster, Supernova, Pirate Bay and now this I wonder the impact any of these widely publicized mini-victories has had?</p>
<p>The American &#8220;War on Drugs&#8221; was a late 60&#8242;s initiative and while various reports indicate drug use is down, an equal or greater number seem to report little change. Which isn&#8217;t surprising to me. If I ask any random yes or no question to any x number of people the result will likely vary from survey to survey.</p>
<p>It is impossible to determine the exact number of drug users for a variety of reasons. Avoiding the &#8220;since drugs being illegal, there is an apprehension about discussing their use&#8221; cliche, consider how I could go about calculating the number of smokers.</p>
<p>Obviously countries, and regions within those have different habits of smoking habits. If you broke down those regions based on something say like #of packs sold in a week, then determined the average number of cigarettes a smoker in that region smoked you could then calculate an estimate on the number of smokers in that region. Add all the regions up and (albeit with a fairly high margin of error), you could still get an idea of # of smokers..</p>
<p>There is no way to do this with illegal drugs in most of the western world. There is no idea how much of the product exists, and therefore no idea how much is sold and therefore no accurate measure of the use, or for that matter the change in use.</p>
<p>I am not arguing that the War on Drugs hasn&#8217;t worked, I am arguing that there is little they could do to prove it has and it has been going on since the 60s!</p>
<p>Assuming we know that for 40 years the government of the US (and many other countries) has put billions into fighting a war on something which we also know still exists and have no real way of measuring any affect, what does that mean in the case of Internet file sharing? Is the War on Pirated Music/Video identical to the War on Drugs?</p>
<p>Before every movie in the UK there is an ad with a famous person saying don&#8217;t copy this movie and there are plenty of celebrity anti-drug campaigns out there.  The agencies doing the fighting have just as much propaganda available see the little bit I did on <a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/2009/driving-me-to-drink" target="_blank">drug propaganda</a> previously and the RIAA&#8217;s wonderful news releases on their slowly being killed industry which set a new record for profits last year.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I am not indicating that because music and theatres are making money this legitimises  illegal actions, what I am simply putting forth is that fighting something that isn&#8217;t going to go away is like randomly waving your hand in the air with hopes it&#8217;ll hit and kill a fly.</p>
<p>It took 40 years to make an insignificant dent (if there is one at all) in drug use with &#8220;The War on Drugs&#8221; and its Most Wanted culprits are still in daily use. My bet is that the Internet landscape will change so vastly in the next 40 years that by the time the corporations fighting this massive swarm of file sharing website &#8220;flies&#8221; by waving lawsuit &#8220;flyswatters&#8221; randomly around the world the technology will have advanced far past today&#8217;s torrents and will become even more widespread.  Their method is too much like p<span style="background-color: #ffffff;">eeing in the Atlantic Ocean:  It isn&#8217;t going to change the pH level of the Pacific. </span></p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The beta of Google Wave has started, and I begged and grovelled for an invite and a friend was gracious enough to send one over. Here are my first thoughts.</p> <p>Google Wave will change virtual communication. It won&#8217;t be over night, and it won&#8217;t be accepted by all, but then again Facebook was founded in 2004 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-283" title="Google Wave" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/wave.jpg" alt="Google Wave" width="200" height="150" />The beta of Google Wave has started, and I begged and grovelled for an invite and a friend was gracious enough to send one over. Here are my first thoughts.</p>
<p>Google Wave <em>will </em>change virtual communication. It won&#8217;t be over night, and it won&#8217;t be accepted by all, but then again Facebook was founded in 2004 and didn&#8217;t take off until 2 years later and Twitter is just finding an audience after 3 years in obscurity.</p>
<p>Social Networking in the virtual world is an interesting beast. While Twitter still hasn&#8217;t found a model to make decent money, and websites that collate/sort/rate/track tweets are popping up everywhere trying to be the first to make financial gain off of Mr. Dorsey&#8217;s brainchild. Facebook went from a simple and usable interface to an ad-centric model where instead of putting your friends at the top put a series of sponsored ads, tailored for you by data mining your profile. How kind. The same can be said about MSN (sic) aka Windows Live Messenger.</p>
<p>Since the Web has grown into a marketer&#8217;s wet dream and consumers are demanding everything for free, there seems to be a skew on the supply and demand charts. Because of that it means the newest challenge is balancing ads and ad space alongside product. And this is where Google thrives. Whether we talk about their minimalistic search engine interface (which makes Yahoo&#8217;s and MSN&#8217;s webpages look like a a 3 year old&#8217;s finger painting from the 60&#8242;s) to the subtle scrolling ads in Gmail: Google has nailed the balance of making free products while still capitalizing on the lust of web marketers.</p>
<p>So what does all of this have to do with Wave changing the virtual communication landscape? Wave currently is a ad-less, persistent, collaborative, realtime, multimedia, open source communication tool. I am sure the lack of ads will end coincidentally at the same time as the beta program. But the rest of my adjectives are a huge distinction from what is currently available.</p>
<p>At the moment products such as WebEx and Net Meeting dominate in the web conferencing space right now. While desktop sharing is a must in our international business world, what these technologies lack is the collaborative nature of a meeting. These products allow one user to display their screens, &#8220;whiteboard&#8221; and allow a basic MSNesque like text chat. While Wave lacks the desktop sharing, the ability to, <em>in real time</em>, share links, sites, photos, and a variety of other &#8220;gadgets&#8221; (polls are quite interesting where people can vote on any question and the tallies are immediately updated). How would this affect taking meeting notes, minutes etc? Every try to take a poll in a group chat room or over a conference call? Think about group projects in a university setting and how much easier it would be to all make decisions from the comfort of your home, in a &#8220;secure&#8221; (more notes on this later) and 100% traceable, copyable, printable way? No more will you argue over who said they&#8217;d print off the report.</p>
<p>Multimedia is a huge plus. How nice is it that you can add a gadget that shows a direct map to your place while you are &#8220;chatting&#8221; about directions to your place. No more need to lose a link in an accidentally closed MSN window, or having a subject less email with a static screenshot attached.  And the small fact that it uses rich text. Now you can give your thoughts headings and highlight important words. Now when you copy and paste from one medium to another you won&#8217; t get stupid bats flying in your post, or lose the spacing/formatting so you have alphabet soup on your screen. In the end this provides a clearer message to the people you are communicating with.(Did I mention inline spell checking?)</p>
<p>Persistence. This is a huge problem with the web in general. Say goodbye to losing a lengthy Facebook message after accidentally clicking &#8220;back&#8221; or closing your browser. Wave stores your details <em>in realtime</em>. If you hit the k button, not only does everyone see that you hit that button, but you can immediately close your browser without any &#8220;save&#8221; keystroke and it persists. Add to that that you can file your sessions, re-open, re-play or continue them at any time and this is the most persistent capability the web offers today. Another key to all of this is that you don&#8217;t have random MSN-style .rtf files saved all over your harddrive with cryptic names like &#8220;chat with John&#8221; or &#8220;sweet cyber sex&#8221;.</p>
<p>Another feature is the concept of &#8220;Public Waves&#8221;. This is(*ahem* will be) the ultimate combination of mIRC, Internet forums, Message boards, CraigsList and knowledge bases. Combine the entire global community speaking on any subject in a realtime fashion with the search and storage capabilities of Google. It&#8217;ll put Yahoo Questions to shame.</p>
<p>And finally on my &#8220;pro&#8217;s&#8221; list, open source.  Once the hardcore geeks get a hold of this (I&#8217;ve already read that the race for the first usable iPhone and Blackberry apps is on) the possibilities are endless. Put on an MSN skin that minimizes the product into a compact chat forum for just you and your friends, build it into a WebEx-like technology to combine realtime knowledge and data share with PowerPoint and desktop presentations. An infinite communication market has just been opened up!</p>
<p>Of course with any great technology comes the bad.  At the moment security is a huge concern. Notwithstanding the recent Google problems with security; Are corporations going to trust their internal data to Google.  I don&#8217;t know the answer to this question. But in the open source world, I am sure that someone can develop quite quickly a security model that addresses the concerns that will undoubtedly arise.</p>
<p>The current interface is clunky and unintuitive and forces you (practically) to be in a full screen mode. This isn&#8217;t useful for most of us in our multitasking culture. Again, open source to the rescue.</p>
<p>The tracking issue. Google is renowned, and routinely chastised, for gathering data. And while I still agree that tracking my searches is a help to me, is tracking every personal/professional conversation I have necessary? I haven&#8217;t read a lot on this topic yet, I hope to shortly, but I have to assume some level of data mining is occurring.  What will this do to corporate use? It would be a stumbling block I am sure for this technology to take off on that front. For the public market? Well, 300 million people use Facebook and that site is entirely about mining data.</p>
<p>WebEx and Net Meeting are bloated and for no good reason. They require downloads and constant updates and still tend to be prone to errors outside of the IE world. Wave has none of these problems. The slickness of Google has yet again struck.</p>
<p>All in all, I 100% agree with Google&#8217;s marketing of this technology that Google Wave is what &#8220;e-mail&#8221; would have been if it was invented from scratch, and not made to mimic the existing postal system we had world wide.It took almost 3 years for Gmail to open to the general public and now it boasts 150 million users, both corporate and personal. I am very excited for the next 3 years.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 16:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Regarding the recent news of the e-mail phishing scam on Gmail, Yahoo! and Hotmail (and presumably others) my blood has been absolutely boiling over the horribly inaccurate, sensationalistic comments that are being published in all sorts of reputable newpapers!</p> <p>First lets be clear:  These guys are NOT hackers. They are not. At very best they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Regarding the <a title="Google targeted in e-mail scam" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8292928.stm" target="_blank">recent news</a> of the e-mail phishing scam on Gmail, Yahoo! and Hotmail (and presumably others) my blood has been absolutely boiling over the horribly inaccurate, sensationalistic comments that are being published in all sorts of reputable newpapers!</p>
<p>First lets be clear:  These guys are NOT hackers. They are not. At very best they are clever people who realized that you can get people that are less clever to tell you things they shouldn&#8217;t. This is not new to e-mail, Facebook, corporate logins&#8230; In fact people take advantage of less clever people all the time. 3card monte in some form has existed for centuries and continues to fool people! Yesterday and today a <a title="Amber Alert in Oshawa WI: Fake Alert Spreads Via Twitter &amp; SMS" href="http://www.nowpublic.com/tech-biz/amber-alert-oshawa-wi-fake-alert-spreads-twitter-sms" target="_blank">fake Amber Alert message</a> has been circulating the web, thousands have been fooled into propagating a false message. Tricking people is not the same as hacking. <a title="mafiaboy" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MafiaBoy" target="_blank">mafiaboy </a>is a hacker. <a title="kevin Mitnik" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Mitnick" target="_blank">Kevin Mitnik</a> was a hacker (although he was never malicious and wrongfully imprisoned).</p>
<p>The people who did this have done nothing wrong (I assume the lawyers for the above companies will disagree)&#8230; They asked for people&#8217;s passwords and the people gave them to them, I can do that right now: Please send me your passwords&#8230; In fact post them directly below this entry so that everyone can see them&#8230;. Sure they set up a fancy phishing site and sure they claimed to be someone they aren&#8217;t, but that is immoral, not malicious. Now, the people that <em>use </em>those passwords for malicious purposes are the ones breaking the law. Just as it is illegal for me to open your (snail) mail. (and yes, I concede these people could be one and the same, but it is important to distinguish that, which the media is not)</p>
<p>The problem, and I know I have beaten this to death, is that people seem to think technology is something <em>new</em>, and it isn&#8217;t. It is an <em>adaptation </em>of something. All technology is is an advancement of a previous incarnation of something else. Cell phones are an advancement of cordless phones, which are an advancement from corded phones, where were an enhancement on dial phones, which were an advancement on  the original switchhook phones, and the cycle goes back to the first person to every tie a string between two cups. The concept and basic requirement is the same in all of these cases: I have information and I want to share it with someone who isn&#8217;t within sound wave receiving distance of my voice.</p>
<p>And finally, the calls for &#8220;increased security&#8221; and &#8220;more education&#8221; at these companies is absolutely preposterous.  There is <strong>NO</strong> level of security or education that can prevent a person divulging personal information. How hard is it to understand &#8220;Don&#8217;t tell people your password.&#8221;? And yes, these guys used a sophisticated website to garner this information, but how is Google to prevent people from writing a webpage that looks like theirs? I mean I could mock up a Gmail page and have it be identical to it. How do you teach the mass public to make sure the website they are typing personal data into is legit? Well forward this Blog URL to 15 people and you will find out, because if you don&#8217;t you will have bad sex for the rest of your life! I mean after dozens of friends sending me hundreds of those  over the past 10 years I am sure they all learned that that is a scam&#8230;</p>
<p>Contrary to popular belief, people do not learn from their mistakes.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ <p><p class="wp-caption-text">Circumcision isn&#39;t as popular in Europe</p> Has no one ever looked at the €1 and noticed that Sweden is trying to have unaroused sex with the U? (Click on the pic to see for yourself)The land doesn&#8217;t even look like that! They seem to have totally cut off Norway like some bizarre cartographic [...]]]></description>
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<p><div id="attachment_266" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 220px"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/coin-euro.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-266  " title="A Euro" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/coin-euro-300x225.jpg" alt="Circumcision isn't as popular in Europe" width="210" height="158" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Circumcision isn&#39;t as popular in Europe</p></div></td>
<td valign="top">Has no one ever looked at the €1 and noticed that Sweden is trying to have unaroused sex with the U? (Click on the pic to see for yourself)The land doesn&#8217;t even <a title="Outline of Europe" href="http://www.europe-map.org/images/europe-outline-map.gif" target="_blank">look like</a> that! They seem to have totally cut off Norway like some bizarre cartographic STD that needed removing.</p>
<p>But notice they left in Finland to complete the topographical cock and balls dangling over Europe like a 14 year old boy does over a keyboard.</p>
<p>Way to go Europe in spreading subliminal porn into the minds of our youths.</td>
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<td valign="top">I am all for &#8220;nouveau&#8221; designs, but why mess with a classic? Putting the 0 in the middle of the elevator numbers makes about as much sense as having the bullseye on a dart board to the left of the triple 20.Notice there is braille, which is good  because we would hate a bunch of blind people walking around lost in the basement when pressing where every hotel on this planet except this one places the 0.</p>
<p>Highlighting it in green just adds insult to injury. They essentially are saying &#8220;We know we fucked this up, so we&#8217;ll try and make it more obvious for you.&#8221;</td>
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<p><div id="attachment_267" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 220px"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/button-elevator.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-267 " title="Oddest Button Order" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/button-elevator-300x225.jpg" alt="Apparently odd on the left and even on the right is too inefficient in Germany" width="210" height="158" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Apparently odd on the right and even on the left is too inefficient in Germany</p></div></td>
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<p><div id="attachment_271" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 220px"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/napolean-watch.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-271 " title="Napolean jewler" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/napolean-watch-300x225.jpg" alt="A fine watch for a dictator" width="210" height="158" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">A fine watch for a dictator</p></div></td>
<td valign="top">This ad in the International Herald Tribune is proudly pronouncing they supplied Napoleon with watches.Apparently naming himself the emperor of France wasn&#8217;t enough for this man, he also needed a nice watch. And 200 years after his death the company decided this was a <em>great</em> sales pitch. Also, really &#8220;From 1798&#8243; is a little misleading, I mean unless they keep throwing watches at his grave.</p>
<p>But really? I mean this isn&#8217;t as bad as a sausage shop in Poland advertising a new cut of meat named after Hitler, but it has to be close, no?</p>
<p>Also, how do we know Napoleon had good taste in watches? Maybe his taste was shit and all this ad is saying is, well Napoleon liked shit watches, so you should too. I mean Tiger Woods advertising Nike, I get it. He plays sports, probably knows good equipment&#8230; Napoleon isn&#8217;t remembered in history as a &#8220;Great Teller of Time&#8221;&#8230;</td>
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		<title>27 September 13ths later</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So I am told that 27 years ago today I was born into this world.  I say &#8220;I am told&#8221;, because who knows if I can trust my parents&#8230; They lied to me about Santa and the Easter bunny for years.</p> <p>This really isn&#8217;t a milsetone, but then again milestones are arbitrary anyway. If we [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I am told that 27 years ago today I was born into this world.  I say &#8220;I am told&#8221;, because who knows if I can trust my parents&#8230; They lied to me about Santa and the Easter bunny for <em>years</em>.</p>
<p>This really isn&#8217;t a milsetone, but then again milestones are arbitrary anyway. If we lived in a base 3 world I&#8217;d be 1000, or in base 9 land I would be 30, so I guess I can celebrate that. (Thus concludes the mathematics/geeky section of this blog)</p>
<p>Besides our obsession with celebrating decades, we conveniently decided to celebrate &#8220;odd numbers&#8221; once-in-a-white. 15 isn&#8217;t special, but we have sweet 16. Our various world governments seem to love 18,19 and 21 (or some combination) and once you hit 50 we seems to celebrate the half decades a lot more&#8230; Apparently people that are closer to the average mortality rate need more to celebrate.</p>
<p>The celebration of an anniversary of any arbitrary event is a time old tradition that Hallmark loves and men anguish over. But I for one salute the arbitrary partying for my impressive achievement of being born. Truth be told I can&#8217;t take all the credit, I think my mother was there too&#8230;</p>
<p>I love the question &#8220;Do you feel any older today?&#8221;, Of course I don&#8217;t I am simply one 24 hour period older than I was yesterday&#8230; well actually, not true, I do feel older, but that may have to do with the 27 alcoholic drinks my mates and I consumed over the past 30 hours.</p>
<p>Thank you to everyone for the Facebook well wishes and to the people that send cards over the ocean, your love is much appreciated! For those that are around, party in London, England September 19th, all you need to bring is your mouth and some, no doubt, lovely waiter or waitress will kindly supply the booze (for a small fee of  course). Details of locations to be sent out this week.</p>
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		<title>V is for &#8220;Anna Paquin is hot&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>As recommended by a friend and source of always different and enjoyable reading/viewing material, I recently started watching &#8220;True Blood&#8221;. For those of you that haven&#8217;t seen it, I will try not to issue too many spoilers, at least none that a pre-pubescent goth freak couldn&#8217;t grasp about 12.5 minutes into the first episode.</p> <p>The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As recommended by a friend and source of always different and enjoyable reading/viewing material, I recently started watching &#8220;True Blood&#8221;. For those of you that haven&#8217;t seen it, I will try not to issue too many spoilers, at least none that a pre-pubescent goth freak couldn&#8217;t grasp about 12.5 minutes into the first episode.</p>
<p>The show overall is enjoyable. I can willing suspend my belief that in this world vampires exist and Anna Paquin can read thoughts as a relatively good plot device, between her periodically losing her fake southern drawl that is. But, I do have to admit Mel Gibson did a better job using such a talent to his benefit, I mean banging Helen Hunt &amp; Marissa Tomei in one movie? Good for him&#8230;. I digress&#8230;</p>
<p>A few things I find interesting:</p>
<p>For a religious small town in New Orleans, these people not only have crazy amounts of sex, the sex itself is more wild and elaborate than most Private releases.  However that isn&#8217;t the disturbing part. what disturbs me is that before many of these sexcapades that would make Jenna Haze blush, they make it very clear to each other that they have had plenty of sex ,with plenty of people, and sometimes even state that it was just earlier that day. In fact, when our heroin Anna Paquin finally gives up her cherry, in what can only be described as the best display of breasts on television in 2008,  she feels it necessary to scream it out loud&#8230; to a bar full of people&#8230; where she works&#8230; which the guy she just went on a date with a couple nights before owns&#8230;The few days after she discovered two loved one&#8217;s murdered bodies&#8230; But,hell,  she had great hooters though, eh?</p>
<p>And  then there is Jason, the brother, who I can only picture as an homage to Ellis&#8217; Patrick Bateman, who fucks a girl doggy style behind a bar, while covered in garbage. I am all for adventure, and exhibition&#8230; but seriously? I am pretty sure I saw his truck in the background of the shot, it was 20 yard away&#8230; trade-offs, man, trade-offs&#8230;</p>
<p>Now, for a country that has been fighting the war on drugs so long that the girls they initially were targeting now have more problem with their nipples touching the ground, than with excessive marijuana use,  they certainly are promoting the hell out of &#8220;V&#8221; (aka Vampire Blood). This apparently is a miracle drug! It saves a person&#8217;s life by miraculously healing her and giving her a dog&#8217;s smell and a bat&#8217;s hearing, then in one episode it acts like Viagra on Ecstasy and pumps up a guys cock in the most fake erection through the pants seen in TV history, and in the very next show it makes fireworks shoot of some guest star girl&#8217;s tits. Well, truth be told I see fireworks every time I see tits too, that has less to do with drugs&#8230; It also has this magical power of making you fuck up everything in your life. But then again, don&#8217;t all drugs? Don&#8217;t do drugs kids.</p>
<p>The other thing that is interesting about this town is that everyone seems to have a job (or 2) and they never need to go. I think the phrase &#8220;&lt;blank&gt; isn&#8217;t coming in today&#8221; is uttered once per episode. But, I mean I guess there are more important things to do, like getting arrested for every girl you sleep with dying, but then getting let go after the cliffhanger, or trot around town with a vampire who you have more of a Ross/Rachel relationship with than me and my constant love/hate affair with Tostitos.</p>
<p>Now, what is missing from this review? Oh yeah, the VAMPIRES! For a show that has a premise of vampires, they are really nothing but a subplot and allusion to the black/white race issues of the southern US. It isn&#8217;t even an allusion, actually. It is referenced in the damn title sequence!</p>
<p>The references to this are not poetic and are not subtext-ed at all. The characters bringing up segregated bars, a main character comments, after her daughter notes how white a vampire is, &#8220;No honey, we&#8217;re white&#8221;.  The continuous assertion that a &#8220;few bad apples are making all vampires look bad&#8221; and even the utterance that once you go vampire you never go back (Doesn&#8217;t really have the same ring to it, does it?)&#8230; Do they really need to spell this out anymore?</p>
<p>In the end, entertaining. Not my favourite show, but I find myself caring a little bit for what happens, and when sitting alone in a hotel it makes for good watching&#8230; wait, did you just say there is porn on the Internet? umm&#8230; bye&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Technology Killed the Memory Star</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been think a lot about death lately. Before you raise your eyebrows, it isn&#8217;t a bad thing. There have just been a few things in my life lately that brought the subject up. I&#8217;ve outlined a couple below.</p> <p>Firstly, a friend and former co-worker in his late 20&#8242;s lost his battle to cancer a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been think a lot about death lately. Before you raise your eyebrows, it isn&#8217;t a bad thing. There have just been a few things in my life lately that brought the subject up. I&#8217;ve outlined a couple below.</p>
<p>Firstly, a friend and former co-worker in his late 20&#8242;s lost his battle to cancer a few weeks ago. I truly hope he is in a better place now and his suffering has ended. What particularly struck me was that his Facebook page for days was appended with kind and supporting words for him and his family, this was something I hadn&#8217;t seen before.</p>
<p>This made me wonder about the role technology plays in death. This blog is hosted by a 3rd party company which I pay a fee to annually. Assuming my credit card isn&#8217;t cancelled immediately and my passing happened around renewal time, it is fair to say that this page could exist up to a year after me. I am fairly positive Facebook/Twitter and similar web apps have policies around dormant accounts being deleted, but again there would be a lag between my last breath and my account&#8217;s. But once gone from the servers, all my thoughts, all my pictures, everything is gone for good.</p>
<p>Secondly I reference a conversation between Andrew and I on our trip to India. While Andrew is a friend and we know each other well, he certainly  wouldn&#8217;t know my parents, my home town and probably couldn&#8217;t remember the company I work for. This is no slight to him at all. This is the way many friendships start, and I could same about myself in relation to him. The conversation starter was &#8220;what if something had happened to one or both of us on some dark back alley in India?&#8221;</p>
<p>The easy case is both of us &#8220;disappeared&#8221;, because quite frankly that <em>would be it</em>. My friends and family would have no idea where I was. Aside from my odd email home to give an update on recent events, I never gave addresses of hotels or any indication of future plans. Truth be told as we got on the plane to India all we knew was that we were landing in Delhi, nothing more about the rest of our journey.</p>
<p>I read an article once about a man whose girlfriend was on vacation in Hong Kong. She txt&#8217;d him one night saying she was going to bed and was never heard from again. He flew over to Hong Kong with conviction that in a city of 7 million he could track her down. Of course as the news usually goes, I never saw the end of the story. </p>
<p>That was in a city of 7 million, Delhi has 14 million. I doubt very much that doubling the population or even halving it for that matter changes the magnitude of a search like that.</p>
<p>But the case that is more interesting is what if one of us had disappeared.</p>
<p>Back to technology.</p>
<p>When I was in highschool a friend passed away suddenly after being struck by lightning. His closest friends created a collage of photos, printed them on large paper in colour and gave them out in remembrance of him. This poster still hangs on my wall in my room 9 or more years later.</p>
<p>If I fast forward 9 years, will my colleague&#8217;s facebook page still exist? Certianly not.</p>
<p>Technology is a double edged sword. It has the potential to bring us together easier, we can share photos, events, news instantly around the world, but in the same regard, once the medium we use to do that sharing is obsolete we have nothing left but a memory.</p>
<p>If Andrew had disappeared in India, I could have used Facebook or some other technology to find his friends and family and notify them of the situation. We could then use mobile phones, email, webpages, news media etc. to get the word out. While tragic, technology would help me almost isntantly get to the people who need to know, without me having ever met those people. </p>
<p>The other edge? In 30 years we won&#8217;t be able to sit with our grandkids and flip through a photo album. Assuming our harddrives/USB keys/DVD-Rs last that long, we <em>might</em> be able to flip through them on the some antique JPG viewer. But somehow I think this is unlikely. How many memories have you lost because of a harddrive crash? A computer virus? A lost usb key or a misplaced CD? 10 years ago it would have taken a basement flood, or a fire to destroy these things, now it is as simple as a magnetic getting too close to your MacBook or a power surge in your apartment, or a thumbdrive slipping out of your pocket.</p>
<p>I am <em>not </em>a Facebook page, a Twitter account or even this blog. These 3 things are put into an infinite equation that makes up &#8220;me&#8221;. The fact that these will outlast me, regardless of when I die is a scary thought, because that means that in theory  instead of people&#8217;s last memory of me being the last time we met for a beer or our last day of work together, it will be my last blog entry, or my last update on Twitter.</p>
<p>I have been in countless museums and read and seen images on papyrus, animal skins, bark, stone&#8230; These are universal and although they decay, in general they transcend time. They are hundreds and even thousands of years old. You&#8217;d be hard pressed to find something to look at files on a floppy disk these days, and this medium was still widely used just 10 years ago, and jsut plain forget about the technologies the files on those disks are stored in.</p>
<p>I hope I remember the times I had with my friends mentioned above 30 years from now, hell I hope I can remember my own name 30 years from now&#8230; I just don&#8217;t want to have to bet on technology to be the mechanism for my memories.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The other day in the paper there was an article about a 22 year old English man who died due to liver failure. The doctors were quoted as saying &#8220;He had the worst case of cirrhosis they have ever seen&#8221;. In fact his alcohol consumption was so bad that he was denied a liver transplant on the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The other day in the paper there was an article about a 22 year old English man who died due to liver failure. The doctors were quoted as saying &#8220;He had the worst case of cirrhosis they have ever seen&#8221;.<em> </em>In fact his alcohol consumption was so bad that he was denied a liver transplant on the basis that it was felt he could never kick the habit enough to treat the new organ properly.</p>
<p>The mother has come out saying that he &#8220;made a mistake&#8221; and was not &#8220;given a fair chance&#8221; at a transplant. He also &#8220;didn&#8217;t know what he was doing &#8230;  He didn’t know he was going to die.&#8221; The articles stated he started drinking at age 11 and binge drinking by 13. I am never one to trample a man&#8217;s grave, but does anyone else see anything wrong with this?</p>
<p>Just yesterday I was treated to a wonderful <a href="http://www.calgaryherald.com/health/Study+finds+link+between+drinking+cancer/1858252/story.html" target="_blank">article</a> linking alcohol to cancer. Wow. It sounds like this alcohol stuff is the worst substance on this planet! Killing humans! Causing cancer! We should definitely fear this beverage! It&#8217;s almost as bad as <a href="http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html" target="_blank">dihydrogen monoxide</a>*!</p>
<p>But then, a little bit of my faith in humanity was restored, with an <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/200907/ideas-drinking" target="_blank">article</a> talking about how a drinking age of 21 in the US is hurting society, not stopping any drinking.</p>
<p>The truth is everything is harmful. You can die from drinking too much water (DHMO?), people are struck by lightning by doing nothing more than standing outside! Hell, LIFE KILLS YOU! Every notice that 100% of lives, end in death?</p>
<p>The problem here is not the substance, whether it be alcohol, pot, tomatoes, red meat&#8230; the problem is the over consumption and lack of education about a substance.</p>
<p>I hate to say it, but one thing the government got this one right with the Canadian Food Guide. Having a moderate amount of various foods. Another example where our government succeeds?</p>
<p>Check out these 2 pages:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/hc-ps/drugs-drogues/learn-renseigne/index-eng.php" target="_blank">Health Canada Drug Facts</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.justthinktwice.com/drugfacts/" target="_blank">Drug Enforcement Agency (US) Drug Facts</a></p>
<p>Canada explains in calm and clear statements what we need to know about drugs. Click on any of the drugs listed and they use phrases like: &#8221;May be addictive&#8221;, &#8220;Scientific studies are not complete&#8221;, &#8220;Smoking can lead to bronchitis&#8221;.</p>
<p>The US site in contrast uses phrases like: &#8220;It&#8217;s like playing Russian Roulette.&#8221;, &#8220;can lead to addiction, impairment and even death.&#8221;, &#8220;far better not to start, not to experiment, not to tempt fate.&#8221;</p>
<p>See a different approach here?</p>
<p>Moderate consumption of any and all substances is fine. Binge drinking is bad, period. We&#8217;ve all done it, I hope not at age 13 and hopefully not every day, but we have all done it. Smoking tonnes of pot, while popping e? Yeah, probably not an ideal hourly activity. But remember your 21st Birthday? Yeah, neither do I.</p>
<div>Drugs don&#8217;t kill people. Alcohol doesn&#8217;t kill people. Red Meat doesn&#8217;t kill people. These <em>can</em> kill people. However, having the <em>ability </em>to do something is not the same as <em>actually </em>doing it. We all have abilities we choose not to use. &#8220;With great power comes great responsibility&#8221; one Peter Parker used to say. Part of having control of our fate is being able to have self control of our fate. Learn your limits and read <em>realistic</em> literature not propaganda. Enjoy a glass of red wine instead of a bottle or 3, have a juicy, medium-rare steak every couple of weeks instead of 2 meals/day, drink 8 glasses of water a day, not 50.</div>
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<div>Is it sad that this man died? Absolutely. Was he given a fair chance? Well, if you were giving your liver to someone and you got to choose who, would you have chosen this man? Doctors get paid a lot of money to make these decisions, certainly not something I am going to tackle. Suffice it to say, I don&#8217;t think the British healthcare system is broken.</div>
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<div><span>*Please, please, please tell me you know that DHMO is H<sub>2</sub><span>O aka: water!</span></span></div>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I hate &#8220;Top&#8221; lists. I do. All of them. I&#8217;ve hated them since before Letterman tried to make them his own, and I hate them even more now when webpages take 10 links to show 10 pictures of the top 10 potentially homophobic animated characters as judged by someone with the television knowledge of my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hate &#8220;Top&#8221; lists. I do. All of them. I&#8217;ve hated them since before Letterman tried to make them his own, and I hate them even more now when webpages take 10 links to show 10 pictures of the top 10 potentially homophobic animated characters as judged by someone with the television knowledge of my left ass cheek.</p>
<p>But here is a list that I cannot even begin to tell you how much I hate. <a href="http://www.spike.com/blog/top-7-ways/84197?spike=6503" target="_blank">The Top Seven Ways Technology Owns You</a>. For those of you who don&#8217;t want to (or can&#8217;t) read:</p>
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<li>OnStar cars</li>
<li>Google&#8217;s data mining</li>
<li>Facebook and other social networking sites</li>
<li>Digital Cameras being used in public</li>
<li>Credit Card data mining to determine your risk as a card holder</li>
<li>CCTV</li>
<li>RFID Tags</li>
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<div>OK, where to start&#8230;</div>
<div><strong>OnStar</strong>: OnStar uses is the combination of 2 major technologies. One is a similar system to the black box on a airplane. This technology in cars has been around since 1970! It tracks data on crashes and is used to make cars safer for the general public and can be used in court to show dangerous driving. The second is GPS. Now, although this become operational globally in the 90&#8242;s, similar technologies have been around since the 40&#8242;s and were widely used in WWII. Having cars speeds controlled by these technologies is not scary, in fact it is probably the best method of accident prevention. Several years ago they started demo&#8217;ing Magnetic cars in California where there was no need to accelerate or drive. Speeds were controlled by magnets in the roads and a computer system. Cars could drive 70 mph within 5 feet of each other without any human error causing accidents&#8230; computer error, well, that is for another entry <img src='http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Oh and BTW, don&#8217;t you have to voluntarily buy OnStar?</div>
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<div><strong>Data mining (Facebook, Google, Credit Card)</strong>: I wrote on this <a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/2009/a-conclusion-to-a-discussion-on-social-networking" target="_blank">before</a>, but I will re-iterate. Credit Cards companies are just that: Companies. They are in business for the bottom line. In the same vain as Health Insurance companies charging more to people with heart disease in their family and car insurance companies charging more for 17 year old males, they have every right to determine your risk to their bottom line and the bonus to them is, you can&#8217;t lie like you could on a physical, every purchase tells a story about you. One thing the article did teach me though is to stop paying for lapdances on my Visa. Now, Google and Facebook are very similar in this regard. You tell them something about yourself and they use it to their advantage.  Write or wrong, that is the agreement you make by using their services. There are 100&#8242;s of search engines, don&#8217;t like it, use one who cares less about who you are&#8230; The one example I am <em>tired</em> of hearing about is this (which seems to be in every tech article I read) &#8220;<em>Facebook changed their terms of service and essentially gave themselves the ability to do anything they wanted with user’s data and content whenever they felt like it, the community freaked out.</em>&#8221; THIS IS PROPOGANDA! Facebook wasn&#8217;t trying to steal your data, they were trying to protect themselves like any company who holds sensitive information. The term actually was put in place because: If I send a picture or a message to you there are now two copies of that item: mine in my outbox and yours in your inbox. Now if I cancel my account they can simply delete my copy, but who &#8220;owns&#8221; the other copy? If you sent a Christmas gift to your girlfriend and then broke up, just try getting it back! In exactly the same manner Zuckerberg said that they need to keep control of that item, because now that you are gone you certainly aren&#8217;t the rightful owner. Admittedly, they could have gone about this in a better way, but regardless, they were <em>not</em> giving themselves the rights to all data!</div>
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<div><strong>Digital Cameras and CCTV</strong>: The argument here is that because everything from cellphones to pens have cameras in them, you can be recorded at any moment and placed on YouTube for millions to see. Fair enough. I myself don&#8217;t see the necessity of a camera built into every object. But is it really changing our lives? Do you walk around constantly thinking that you better not take a peak at that hot chick&#8217;s ass for fear of being caught on a total stranger&#8217;s camera? I am the first to admit this is a small small world, but I am not about to start panicking that I will be caught with my pants down by someone that happens to snap a picture at that exact moment and by some miracle that picture will be seen by someone I know. The biggest load of bullshit on this list is CCTV. This is the most useless technology ever concieved (at least in its current form). I don&#8217;t care that I am on camera nearly my entire day, because a) no one is watching and b) even if they were they couldn&#8217;t tell it was me! There is no magic CSI &#8220;enhance&#8221; button that turns %^#$%&amp; scribbled on a gum wrapper in the backseat of my car into &#8220;I shot JR&#8221; and lands me in jail.</div>
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<div><strong>RFID Tags</strong>: I left this for the end for no other reason than it is my most simplistic and unelaborate argument. RFID tags are not going to take over humanity. They aren&#8217;t. It is a fantastic technology that can be used in numerous industries and in many fashions, but assimilating humanity into having all ID inserted under the skin is not going to happen overnight. AND even if it does, this is not a way for the governement to track our every move. The range of an RFID tag is less than 10m, so unless the gov&#8217;t wants to invest in more monitors than human beings, our every move isn&#8217;t going to be tracked! The passport argument doesn&#8217;t even hold either. If anything this will speed up airport times, and give border guards the exact same information they <em>already</em> have! Doesn&#8217;t sound like an apocalyptic move to me.</div>
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<div>It is &#8220;Top&#8221; lists like this that promote the ignorance and fear mongering that sweeps through and takes over rational people&#8217;s minds. And this is the Top One reason why people hate technology: Dipshit reporters writing fake stories about exagerated technological capabilities with the underlying message being &#8220;EVERYBODY PANIC!&#8221; I myself will live my life, own a camera, use Google and Facebook, charge stuff on credit card, walk around in any major city surrounded by CCTV. I suggest you do too.</div>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes advertisers don&#8217;t seem to understand how things will look or read after they spend their 9-5 day creating the ads.</p> <p><p class="wp-caption-text">JD and Their Ducks</p> It&#8217;s very good that Jack Daniel&#8217;s would like to let us know about their expert quality controllers. I am sure they provide a lot of benefit to the end [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes advertisers don&#8217;t seem to understand how things will look or read after they spend their 9-5 day creating the ads.</p>
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<p><div id="attachment_223" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 251px"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jd_with_ducks.png"><img class="size-medium wp-image-223" title="JD and Their Ducks" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jd_with_ducks-241x300.png" alt="JD and Their Ducks" width="241" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">JD and Their Ducks</p></div></td>
<td valign="top">It&#8217;s very good that Jack Daniel&#8217;s would like to let us know about their expert quality controllers. I am sure they provide a lot of benefit to the end product. However, I am very very unsure how employing ducks could in anyway improve the quality of a fine American Whiskey.</p>
<p>I also would like to ask a few questions to the makers of Old No7:</p>
<p>Was the ducks involvement in the process limited to any particular component? Perhaps ducks have taste buds that can discern between a quality and a shitty whiskey. This is a fact I would expect to see on Wikipedia.</p>
<p>Can ducks hold their alcohol? I suspect that due to size restrictions on a duck the tasting of alcohol could lead to severe drunkeness and perhaps odd duck-behaviour. How do you slur a quack?</td>
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<td valign="top">Does anyone look at this and see a severe case of some communicable disease? There are clearly disease sores covering this person&#8217;s lips.</p>
<p>I am also not sure why lips were chosen for this ad. Is it not common knowledge that taste buds are on your tongue?</p>
<p>And what is wrong with this person&#8217;s face. usually  the chin kinda &#8220;rounds off&#8221; below the mouth, here it looks like Jay Leno&#8217;s chin if he portrayed Carrie.</td>
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<p><div id="attachment_224" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 202px"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/a-lips.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-224" title="Do I have something on my lips?" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/a-lips-192x300.jpg" alt="Do I have something on my lips?" width="192" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Do I have something on my lips?</p></div></td>
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<p><div id="attachment_225" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 230px"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/lightbulb.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-225" title="Gremlin Earth man to the rescue" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/lightbulb-220x300.jpg" alt="Gremlin Earth man to the rescue" width="220" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Gremlin Earth man to the rescue</p></div></td>
<td valign="top">Why must every product or ad have a mascot? It isn&#8217;t necessary and all it causes is people trying to come up with something &#8220;new and clever&#8221;.</p>
<p>Unfortunately as Hollywood proves with every single movie they release since Usual Suspects &#8220;new and clever&#8221; means attempting to combine a couple ideas into one and passing it off as unique.</p>
<p>Exhibit A: Scary Gremlin Earth man. How the hell can a mutant earth with a patch of &#8220;ice cap&#8221; hair and zits be considered a mascot to help conserve energy?</p>
<p>Aside from the disturbing image of the puffy eye&#8217;d monster with Africa as a goatee, I don&#8217;t think with a hairpiece that bad you can even pass off as &#8220;receding&#8221; anymore, you are pretty freakin&#8217; bald!</td>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:16:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It was recently announced that 1 month ago perennial Stoss Blog antagonist Twitter had a security breach when a high ranking executive&#8217;s account was accessed by a &#8220;hacker&#8221;. The hacker correctly guessed the users&#8217;s secret security questions to gain access to the account then surfed through corporate data and released it to well known techie [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was recently announced that 1 month ago perennial Stoss Blog antagonist Twitter had a <a href="http://www.informationweek.com/news/internet/google/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=218500810">security breach</a> when a high ranking executive&#8217;s account was accessed by a &#8220;hacker&#8221;. The hacker correctly guessed the users&#8217;s secret security questions to gain access to the account then surfed through corporate data and released it to well known techie sites. As the hacker himself posted: He did this to make people aware of the importance of security.</p>
<p>The articles I have read have used this as an excuse to bash the practice of &#8220;1 password for all sites&#8221; and the use of easily guessed security questions like &#8220;hometown&#8221; or &#8220;mother&#8217;s maiden name&#8221; which are ubiquitous it seems in the land of web sign up sheets. It&#8217;s almost as if some assmonkey whose only knowledge of security was the aluminum key that locked his pansy-ass diary decided one day it would be great if we could secure our most personal data using such totally secret, impossible-to-find-out data such as our pet&#8217;s name or the street we live on! Yeah, no one would be able to penetrate that code!</p>
<p>But I don&#8217;t so much have a beef with this. It&#8217;s security practices in general, both corporately and personally that are appalling! We focus so much energy on enforcing ridiculous rules that are absolutely unsubstantiated and yet no energy on the flaws in the human logic of password selection.</p>
<p>Here are the fallacy&#8217;s behind my favourite policies:</p>
<p>1) Change your password every 3 months &amp; don&#8217;t use the same password for 10 changes</p>
<p>The genius that came up with this should be shot in the chest simply because it is now become the most ridiculous belief since the Hayley&#8217;s comet morons killed themselves to ride it to utopia. Would you change the lock on your house or your car doors every 3 months? Hell! Most people don&#8217;t change them when they move or sell their car! How many previous owners have a key to your house do you think? I have never figured out the logic behind this absolute waste of time policy that does about as much good as putting duct tape over your monitor to stop UV radiation. If someone finds out your password, they aren&#8217;t going to wait for 3 months then go, &#8220;drat, foiled again!&#8221; when it fails. It only takes a few minutes to download the entire contents of your harddrive, so by the logic of preventing data theft we should change our password every 5 minutes, right? If anything this <em>helps</em> hackers, because people are <em>not</em> random! We get lazy and append a number or capitalize a different letter to form our new password, so a hacker can guess for months on end and, once he has &#8220;your pattern&#8221;, will perpetually have access to your account. And this is the reason why not using the same password for 10 changes makes no sense! If anything this <em>encourages </em>using mypassword0 through mypassword9.<br />
I also love the idea of &#8220;3 months&#8221; and &#8220;10 changes&#8221; seemingly being industry standards. What possible study could have resulted in these numbers being determined as the &#8220;optimal&#8221; values?<br />
I love policies that seem picked out of a hat and then spoken about like they are a gospel to the industry. As if 91 days is a magic number for a criminal to guess your password, so better change it before day 90!</p>
<p>2) Password strength monitors and post-its</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t tell anyone your PIN&#8221;, &#8220;Never write down your password&#8221;, &#8220;We will never ask for your password in an email&#8221;. BUT what we will do is analyze every character and tell you if your password is &#8220;strong&#8221; enough. Strong enough for what? To knock out Superman? To cut a diamond? We are talking about basic mathematics here. A password of length 5 made up of all small letter only has about 12 million combinations, throw in one capital and it is about 60 million combinations. Throw in a number somewhere on top of that and you are now at 3.5 billion combinations! That is a pretty big number. But consider most companies/websites have a 3 wrong and you&#8217;re out policy (A policy that <em>does</em> make sense), that is a hell of a lot of attempts on your password and if you can&#8217;t figure out after the ten thousandth time your account was locked that someone was hacking you than you deserve to be shot like the guy who proposed the stupid policy above.<br />
The thing here is that the combination of letters, number, capitals and special characters is almost irrelevant, the most secure password is random, entirely random. I am still using a random letter combination I got generated for me by Geocities when I had my first webpage over 12 years ago. Sure, mathmatically it is probably trivial for a random generator to exhaustively guess it, most personal computers can do 1 billion+ calculations a second. But the point is it ain&#8217;t that likely! Just don&#8217;t use a simple dictionary word like &#8220;idiot&#8221; or &#8220;password&#8221; and you are probably in good shape.<br />
I also love how secure it is that we are typing in a password that no one is supposed to know, but it can tell you &#8220;how strong&#8221; it is, meaning somewhere your password characters are analyzed. How is that different than me saying &#8220;psst, tell me your password 1 character at a time and I&#8217;ll tell you if you need more numbers or capitals, but don&#8217;t worry, my mind will forget it immediately&#8221;.<br />
And of course this is where post its come in. The problem is not writing your password down, it is writing it down in the context of your computer and login. For instance:<br />
Stupid: Writing your password in permanent ink on your monitor<br />
Bad: Writing your password down and placing it in the top right drawer at the office<br />
Less Bad: Writing it on the birthday square of your mother in a day planner you keep with you that has no reference to what that random word could mean or what login is associated with it.<br />
Even better. Hiding it in a tattoo on your ass, written backwards and upside down. Of course you&#8217;d have 10 of them and have to re-design it every 3 months&#8230;.<br />
Writing a random word and placing it in a random location is not a bad idea at all! In fact if anything it&#8217;s a safeguard in case someone needs access to your data!</p>
<p>Locking all of your secrets behind a single alphanumeric combination is as logical as locking a door to a convertable or keeping your safe key hanging on the number dial. However in this day of technology we have to have something to allow us secured access to our information, and until we all scan our eyes, fingers and ass prints into a global database or want to prick our finger for DNA each time we want to read email, we are stuck with it. Be smart and just don&#8217;t fall into the trap and think that your security policies actually have as much bearing on security as they do on wasting your time. Oh and I know your mother&#8217;s maiden name and eye colour, so don&#8217;t use those as your &#8220;secret&#8221; questions.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>My Lonely Planet Guide for India (which was a God send of a book) had countless warnings about scams in India. Almost each city/section had special headings on the type and nature of scams in that region and spoke about how to spot them and avoid them. Aside from being a yet another fear mongering [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My Lonely Planet Guide for India (which was a God send of a book) had countless warnings about scams in India. Almost each city/section had special headings on the type and nature of scams in that region and spoke about how to spot them and avoid them. Aside from being a yet another fear mongering product of the US, this made me think about cons in general.</p>
<p>I recall the first scam I encountered abroad was in Rome when I  visited my friend Sarah who had lived there for several months.. Along our walking tour a man offered her a rose as a gift, she declined rather poignantly and continued to walk on. I inquired shortly after why she turned down such a nice gesture. She replied that if she took the rose I would then be expected to pay for it. An interesting and simple scam that acts upon a female&#8217;s desire for something nice and a male&#8217;s inherent ego to be the provider and not wishing to disappoint his partner.(Ah conventional gender roles, is there any area of life you don&#8217;t penetrate?)</p>
<p>So how do we define a scam or a con? If a con is pulled off well, it may be that the victim wouldn&#8217;t even know it was a scam. Sort of like the tree falling in the woods making that inaudible sound (an oxymoron I suspect, however entirely suitable to the analogy), is it a crime if the victim doesn&#8217;t feel victimized?</p>
<p>For example: In Beijing I watched an artist chisel a beautiful image of the Great Wall onto a small piece of marble. I asked the price and was given a response which was well below what I would have been willing to pay for such a unique piece of work. I happily paid and continued on my way. What if the price of this was much lower in reality and he had in fact taken me for a rube? If I was willing to pay more, then really in my mind I got a great deal, all this while the artist was potentially laughing all the way to the bank.</p>
<p>So perhaps the definition of a scam is written by the victim and not the perpetrator. An interesting notion in that this fits my <a title="A Conclusion to a Discussion on Social Networking " href="http://stoss.ca/wp/2009/a-conclusion-to-a-discussion-on-social-networking" target="_blank">previous discussion</a> on living in the reality that we ourselves create. Not everyone experiences the same scam the same way. Some people truly think the queen is one of the other 2 cards in a three card monte game. I pity those poor bastards.</p>
<p>Then enter movies such as the Die Hards, Clooney&#8217;s and originally Sinatra&#8217;s Ocean&#8217;s &lt;insert numbers here&gt; series. Each of these contain elaborate plans with an end goal of financial gain. Maybe the last sentence could be a definition for a con as well. But we never hear about these plots in real life. If someone attempted to pull of a Nakatomi heist or rip off the Bellagio, it would be on Twitter in real time and on CNN before Bruce Willis got in an elevator shaft.</p>
<p>In India the scams were not sophisticated at all. In general they were mainly just lies like: &#8220;No No, this is a gift&#8221; or &#8220;I am an employee here&#8221; or &#8220;I don&#8217;t want money&#8221;. And here in my opinion is the problem with cons: Everything could be a con. Charity donations, the moon landing, (dare I say religion?) etc. In India we met an English couple and discussed this very aspect. Because of the fear-mongering instilled in us by Lonely Planet no matter who spoke to you, there was a little voice somewhere in the back left side of the brain saying &#8220;How is this guy conning me?&#8221;.</p>
<p>If a tourist guide to the US outlined all the possible measures for &#8220;protection against terrorism&#8221; you&#8217;d do exactly what the American media does to their population already: Put them in a constant state of fear. A recent example is the (rather stupid idea of a) photo shoot of Air Force One in New York at low altitudes. Immediately the thoughts of NY&#8217;ers turned to 9/11, their &#8220;little voice&#8221; immediately turned to what they were programmed to turn to, a connection between low flying planes and terrorism, just as ours minds in India turned to the connection of Lonely Planet warnings and people wanting to scam us.</p>
<p>We are constantly scammed. We pay more money for beer in Skydome than in a pub across the road an economic scam that happens in all wakes of our consumerism (explored in <a title="The Undercover Economist" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undercover_Economist" target="_blank">The Undercover Economist</a>, an excellent read). People get screwed on Ebay every day by &#8220;mildly used&#8221; products and P&amp;G owns several brands of toothpaste so they can charge varying prices for each and skim all the demand it can.</p>
<p>Ever wonder why you can send snail mail to your MP or to the Prime Minister without a stamp? Because the government way back when invented mail as a way of communication for itself. It then decided that the public could use the service, but instead of funding it on generic government revenues, they would tax mail users on a per use basis. The fact that you paid the tax was put on your parcel in the form of a &#8220;stamp&#8221;. Nowadays we pay tax on top of the price of a stamp. We are paying a tax on a tax! Sounds like a scam to me&#8230;</p>
<p>They may not be scams in the traditional definition, but then again if, as I stated above, we define our own sense of scams, and if none of the above is considered a scam by you, you&#8217;re never scammed! Or, alternatively the collective human population is the most gullible group ever.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings from India where my friend Andrew and I have been traveling around for 2 weeks now!</p> <p>In that ime I have learned a few things and thought I would share.</p> <p>1) I am white and rich  - It sounds almost racist, but in a country of over 1 billion Indian residents being white makes you stand [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="PlainText">Greetings from India where my friend Andrew and I have been traveling around for 2 weeks now!</p>
<p>In that ime I have learned a few things and thought I would share.</p>
<p>1) I am white and rich<br />
 - It sounds almost racist, but in a country of over 1 billion Indian residents being white makes you stand out like Elton John at a mennonite convention. In most of the countries I visit I stand out because of my &#8220;American&#8221; accent. Here I stand out because of my skin colour. Sadly I cannot change either of these traits.<br />
To many of the touts and cab drivers a white person is a walking wallet that never runs out. For example I was at a 16th century mosque built by King Akbar. After being followed around for 15 minutes by a man selling stone necklaces &#8220;perfect for my mother, girlfriend or sister&#8221; and after 15 minutes of saying not interested I was told by the tout: &#8220;Americans waste money on travel and everything, please give some to me&#8221;. Shortly thereafter my &#8220;free&#8221; tourguide told me, when I said I didn&#8217;t want to buy his soap stone (or was it marble as he claimed?) elephant, that &#8220;To say you have no money is an insult to England, all England has money&#8221;. I am sure the recent recession hit workers would love that sentiment.<br />
It is also shown in that all sites have 2 prices: Nationals (~Rs10) and Foreigners (~Rs250-Rs750). 40 Rupees (Rs) is approx 1 Canadian dollar. Of course there is no passport check to determine this, as I am white.<br />
This is, of course, not true of all people here at all. Many of the people I have met including our hired driver Sitesh, a hotel manager Mohan and one of our cab drivers Anil were extremly friendly, not for money at all, but for curiousity about who we are and why we wanted to see their wonderful country. Of course we were also paying them for a service, it <em>could</em> have been like a prostitute &#8220;enjoying&#8221; sex with a john&#8230; I doubt it, just saying.<br />
Where this really hits you is that we do treat money poorly. We flaunt our huge houses and expensive cars. Take one of our waiters, who essentially waited on us hand-and-foot for 2 meals, offered to make us breakfast whenever we wanted, constantly checked we had enough water, beer, food as well as gave us travel and site tips. I gave him a Rs100 tip ($2.50ish) and told him we really appreciated his service and he pressed it to his forhead as a sign of respect and smiled like I haven&#8217;t seen in a long time. If you dropped a Toonie in the trash would you even look for it? What about in a lake, down a crack in a deck, or a toilet? A European soccer player just got signed for £90million a year that is Rs138million a week. The most expesnive hotel we had which is 4-5 star with a pool and restaurant/bar, free pickup upon arrival, internet included, 24 hour security cost Rs2000. He could stay every night in this (essentially luxury) hotel for 19 years on one weeks salary. Makes me think&#8230;</p>
<p>2) An obvious statement or the word &#8220;Hello&#8221; followed by a noun can start a conversation<br />
 - The Taj Ganj is made up of 5 buildings. The Taj Mahal is dead center and massive and white, the other 4 are flanked on the left and right and dark red. Andrew and I were walking up the path towards the Taj Mahal and decided to turn right to see the other buildings first, a kind &#8220;guide&#8221; stopped us and said &#8220;Sirs, the Taj Mahal is that way&#8221;&#8230; Well thank you! It really wasn&#8217;t clear in any of the millions of articles and pamphlets and documentaries what exactly the Taj Mahal looked like! We really got turned around on the 200m <em>straight ahead walk</em>!<br />
Also we constanly hear &#8220;Hello, rickshaw?&#8221; or &#8220;Hello, fruit juice?&#8221;. imagine if every one did this, life would be easy. It cuts the BS for sure! &#8220;Hello, date?&#8221; Would be a normal pick up line, &#8220;Hello, dying&#8221; would be indication you are choking on a chicken bone. Life would be so easy!<br />
This has happened to us countless times so far. Apparently stating the obvious or repeating the name of whatever product is in front of you, is necessary for some tourists, and Andrew and I are way ahead of the game by <em>buying a guidebook </em>and <em>having eyes</em>.</p>
<p>3) We are always lost<br />
 - Standing means we&#8217;re lost, reading signs means we&#8217;re lost, looking at a map means we&#8217;re lost, scratching our asses means we&#8217;re lost,being a tourist means we&#8217;re lost&#8230;<br />
In reality this is actually a little refreshing. In England if an obvious tourist is stopped looking at their map in 4 different angles a Londoner (and now I) would just plow over them. Here they actually care: Most people genuinely want to help. In fact we had 3 people stop the other day to ask where we were going while waiting for a bus. One man even stayed and verified in native tongue that we had the right one. People here love to help. Sometimes (as in point 1) the intentions are poor, but in general they know we are in a strange country and want to make us feel comfortable.</p>
<p>4) Everything will work out<br />
 - All scientists in Chaos Theory research need to live here! This country seems to thrive on being chaotic. There are people, cars, cows, honking and construction everywhere. There is something truly beautiful in that <strong>it works</strong>. No matter how much noise or how much confusion there is, it always works out. There is no need for a watch in India. Buses come when they do, train times appear to be estimates. The western world relies so much on time and the pressures of being &#8220;on time&#8221;. If a train is 2 minutes late in England an apology announcement is made. Here if the train shows up you&#8217;ll be happy. I absolutely love this. Check out times at hotels are approximate, there are no real restrictions on breakfast/lunch/dinner menus in restaurants, if you want to nap and are driving a transport, you pull over as far as you can and lay a mattress under your trailer and sleep (seriosuly, I saw this).<br />
In the end everything is &#8220;No problem&#8221;. Here I am in a strange country with little English in some parts and I doubt my blood pressure has every been lower.</p>
<p>5) People can help people<br />
 - A study was once done on some religion students. They were told they were having a 2 part interview, but due to a booking mistake the rooms were in 2 seperate buildings seperated on the same street. I forget the specifics, but essentially they were &#8220;programmed&#8221; with the Bible story about helping a hurt man in a road. Half were then told they were really early for part 2 of the interview and half were told they were late. Between the buildings a man was put on the sidewalk pretending to be injured. A small percentage of the &#8220;early&#8221; students stopped to help and almost none of the &#8220;late&#8221; students did. This is India vs the western world.<br />
We all know that traffic rules are basically guidelines here, but if you choose to run a red at an intersection, go ahead, just stop if a car is coming towards you and let them go first. Honking here, while it can be used for anger, for the most part is actually courtesy: It lets a biker or truck driver know your behind them and passing. We got in a traffic jam in Agra heading towards the Taj Mahal. Some folks from the shops came out and started directing cars to make 3-point turns without hitting one another. We saw a cyclist fall off his bike and then dozens of locals run to him to help.<br />
We all have this capability.</p>
<p>I have loved every second of this experience. The train fiasco which I didn&#8217;t detail here, but will later, the sketchy light show we attended, our hotel down a back alley of some market that you couldn&#8217;t see down, the bus ride on a bus without any English words/speakers on it. Everything. This country has taught me a lot already. It has shown me some things that we really do have wrong and some things I wish India would adopt from us. After just 2 weeks here I am convinced that everyone should come here and witness this for themselves.</p></div>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Those of you fortunate enough and/or with enough spare time to read my Facebook, Twitter and Blog sites are aware that I recently de-coupled Twitter updates automatically updating Facebook statuses. I did this for a very specific reason, and have just &#8220;un-done&#8221; this for another. I had a few people comment on that decision, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Those of you fortunate enough and/or with enough spare time to read my <a title="Facebook" href="http://www.facebook.com/cstoss" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, <a title="Twitter" href="http://www.twitter.com/StossyStoss" target="_blank">Twitter</a> and <a title="Blog" href="http://Craig.Stoss.ca" target="_self">Blog</a> sites are aware that I recently de-coupled Twitter updates automatically updating Facebook statuses. I did this for a very specific reason, and have just &#8220;un-done&#8221; this for another. I had a few people comment on that decision, and felt I should explain it in more detail.</p>
<p>I think the concept of &#8220;Status&#8221; has vastly changed and continues to evolve in the virtual world we tend to view each other in.</p>
<p>When Facebook first was rising it was no more than MySpace without the annoying interface, I held off signing up for a good couple years, as I was more about &#8220;doing it myself&#8221; at that time. As such, I wrote my own blog program which was basically a minimalistic WordPress without any skins or fancy add-ins and definitely didn&#8217;t dominate in the professional and amateur world of blogging. But it worked for me and allowed me to learn new PHP and CSS skills, so why not?</p>
<p>My &#8220;Status&#8221; at this point was really static. I had a basic About page that essentially (with a little more wit I hope) said: &#8220;I&#8217;m 21 years old @ UoG and I tend to drink a lot of beer&#8221;. But technology and inquiring minds were not content with this dorment and long term relevant data, so as tecnology and speed of access continued to grow, Facebook moved &#8220;Status&#8221; into a changing forum of &#8220;Craig Stoss is &#8230;&#8221; land. And while &#8220;Craig Stoss is 26 years old, a UoG grad and still drinking too much beer&#8221;, our voyueristic tendencies have taken this even further.</p>
<p>What used to be a daily update or two on Facebook from &#8220;Craig Stoss is sleeping&#8221; to &#8220;Craig Stoss is at work and eating snacks&#8221; to &#8220;Craig Stoss is going out tonight&#8221;, the public demanded Facebook remove the &#8220;is&#8221; and spawned a new concept of our &#8220;Status&#8221; world where at a click I can get a brief summation (and an accurate timestamp of said &#8220;Status&#8221;) of all my Facebook friends. It allowed your &#8220;Status&#8221; to not be tied to you are all. By removing the small &#8216;is&#8217; the freedom was given to type any update you chose. But Facebook had a few problems. 1) it isn&#8217;t an easily visual medium for mobile devices and the Blackberry and iPod apps are still HCI nightmares and 2) logins and security were hindering lay people access to the up-to-minute details they so craved without all that pesky permissions crap getting in the way.</p>
<p>Enter Twitter.</p>
<p>Twitter not only gave us the ability to see <em>anyones</em> realtime &#8220;Statuses&#8221; in chronological order, but now we had an interface that was agnostic to medium. Its vast extensibility all but encouraged and begged developers to find ways to dig deeper into our personal lives, <em>and</em> at the same time make them instant and accurate! Now I can post a photo in real time of the shutter closing. I can provide you with a map accurate within meters of where I am standing and locate others who &#8220;Tweet&#8221; in my vicinity.  And I can follow trends of what people are talking about most and join &#8220;conversations&#8221; with absolute strangers.</p>
<p>Our &#8220;Status&#8221; literally has become the very thing we were doing that instant, not a generic or vague reference to something happening or about to happen, but an actual view to that instant in time.</p>
<p>There is a Vedic language where each word is in itself the make up of the object the word describes. So the word &#8220;tree&#8221; would describe the tree itself. We have now converted this to ourselves: We are no longer a series of long running activities and chapters of our life such as &#8220;I am 21 and attend UoG&#8221; we are now a series of points in time strung together and interleaved with other points in time &#8220;I am 26 and 9 months and am currently in Paderborn Germany at the Best Western room 705&#8243;, or even more granular &#8220;I am taking a crap in said hotel room, it had corn in it&#8221;.</p>
<p>I de-coupled Twitter and Facebook for that reason. In my opinion, and as sure as the sun will shine tomorrow there will be disagreement, Facebook is not a place for granular updating of the milliseconds on my life. It is a more gradual timeline of my growth in various friendships, the travels I have done and the activities I do on a generic scale so that people close and formally close can understand the person I am and am becoming. It has generic references to me being single, my birthdate, my trip to Australia, not specific instances of un-censored details held together via nothing more than the neurons in my brain firing in different patterns when I react to something external to me.  Twitter is just that (for me). A timeline of quick random thoughts I have as my days progress. I minimilize the experience into a phrase of 140 characters, hopefully with a bit of wit and insight to my &#8220;Status&#8221; at that given point In time.</p>
<p>They serve different purposes and will continue to do so until we replace Facebook and Twitter with whatever comes next in the technological journey we are on.</p>
<p>However, all that being said, I have chosen to recouple them as of this week as over the next 4-8 weeks I will on the road extensively and, while I want to maintain a separation of who I am vs. the instant I am experiencing, I feel the two have a MasterCard style Venn diagram when remote from the comfort of my home and work laptops.  So, please excuse the amount of updates, but also enjoy the ride! I hope to bring you plenty of updates via Twitter/Facebook from India, Germany, Switzerland, the US and wherever else I am taken  and hopefully will have some chance to blog a bit along the way! I am a bit geeky after all <img src='http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I love guests. Since moving to England three years ago I have had the fortune of being host to several of my friends from back home and always welcome more people to my humble abode. This week I was lucky enough to have 3 seperate groups of people pop over the big pond for a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love guests. Since moving to England three years ago I have had the fortune of being host to several of my friends from back home and always welcome more people to my humble abode. This week I was lucky enough to have 3 seperate groups of people pop over the big pond for a visit and that resulted in the now patented &#8220;London: Stoss Style<sup>©</sup>&#8221; tour being held on 3 seperated occasions over 4 days.</p>
<p>What was interesting (beside the rather amazing way foot blisters heal and re-form over the course of 4 full days of walking, is that none of these tours resulted in the same sites. I never really noticed it before, but looking back I realize that each time I have taken friends around London I tend to follow the same general walking/Tube path, but never have I had the same tour twice.</p>
<p>What makes this interesting to me is that I have just spent 4 solid days, on top of the countless times before this week, walking in basically the same 7 or 8 major areas of London and I still see new things. It really is a tour for myself, guided by the people who think I am guiding them.</p>
<p>I lived in Toronto for 4 months and never got this feeling, I lived in Guelph for 4 years and pretty much can claim to have seen it all. What is it about Europe that makes cities like Barcelona, Paris, Amsterdam etc. places that you can go to over and over and never see the same site the same way twice? Is it the exotic-ness of simply being in Europe? I doubt it, that wore off a year or so back for me. Perhaps it is the copious amounts of alcohol I drink? Nah, been doing that for years too, especially in Guelph, you bastards (you know who you are)&#8230; In my opinion it is the lifestyle they lead.</p>
<p>See, in general,  Europeans drink more than North Americans, they smoke more, they eat more meals (albeit in smaller portions) and yet, in general, they are in better health and happier then we are. Why?</p>
<p>If you watch Sick-o by Mr. Michael Moore you will see a &#8220;documentary&#8221; that gives a lot of credit to the healthcare over here, especially in France. Mr. Moore basically makes Canadian Healthcare almost Utopian and then surpasses Utopia in Europe and specifically Scandanavia. We all know this isn&#8217;t really true, but he has some interesting points.</p>
<p>Europeans are more relaxed and depending on the survery 6-8 out of the top 10 &#8220;happiest&#8221; counties are European.</p>
<p>I recently went to the Doctors for a minor problem and instead of immediately feeling me up or doing unmentionable things below the belt the doctor asked me about <em>me</em>. How <em>UNIQUE</em>! Was I in a relationship? Were there any problems? Has my eating pattern or work habits changed? How was I sleeping? Any added stresses in my life? I strongly believe these questions are the reason why English medicine doesn&#8217;t work for me. It is weaker medicine and it can be because it isn&#8217;t their first line of defense. Their first attempt is figuring out why &#8220;all of sudden&#8221; something went wrong with your body. Likening this to a computer problem. The first line of defense isn&#8217;t to reformat, or to start deleting things or changing settings somewhere, it is to do a generic scan of your machine for problems using antivirus, or antispyware software. Our medicines have to be stronger, because we grew up taking them after each cough. We &#8220;change our settings&#8221; until something works better. I spent the better part of 5 years getting allergy shots and so many times as I sat there waiting to be received I saw people walk in and ask how long the wait was, and if it was more than 30 minutes they left. Clearly these are not sick people, they are people who aren&#8217;t 100% well who want a quick fix drug to get back to their busy lives.</p>
<p>Recently, a counterpart of mine felt faint one day at his office. His boss called him an ambulance and they gave him 2 weeks stress leave from work. No perscriptions. The Doctor (this happened to be in Switzerland) determined that this was nothing more than over work and exhaustion. He was a perfectly healthy man where something <em>had</em> changed, his hours at work were longer, he had some tight deadlines to meet and his blood pressure rose signifcantly because of this. They even gave him a free heart monitor and if it ever went off he was told immediately to stop what he was doing and go and get a coffee or a tea and sit for 15 minutes to let his heart rate even out! Would a North American Doctor ever perscribe that?</p>
<p>Regardless, I am no Doctor and I don&#8217;t know what is best for the human body and this rant isn&#8217;t about health care, BUT all I am saying is: Europeans don&#8217;t rush home from work at 5pm sharp. They finish up their job and move on to the pub for a chance to unwind. They don&#8217;t rush to the stores after dinner for some late night shopping because they are closed at 6pm. They eat on patios facing outwards towards the sidewalks, not in a fenced in area to appease alcohol restrictions.</p>
<p>They schedule and enact their lives around <em>living</em>, not around <em>doing</em>.</p>
<p>So, what does this have to do with my recent trips to London? It is simple: London is a city where anything can happen because the people want it that way. They spend so much time enjoying the sites around them, they want them to change. I walked through the same tunnel twice today about an hour apart. The first time there was a string quartet playing and the second time 2 opera singers, ever seen that in TO?</p>
<p>Bottom line here is relax a little. Smell a few roses&#8230;</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Today I show you some advertisements that came from marketing departments that are seemingly run by monkeys who are either 40 years older or younger than their target audience and/or have IQs in the single digits.</p> <p><p class="wp-caption-text">Is it McDonald&#39;s?</p> This ad advertises that mayonnaise and chicken &#8220;is McDonald&#8217;s&#8221;. Correct me if I am wrong, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I show you some advertisements that came from marketing departments that are seemingly run by monkeys who are either 40 years older or younger than their target audience and/or have IQs in the single digits.</p>
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<p><div id="attachment_190" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mcdees.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-190" title="Is it McDonald's?" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mcdees-300x225.jpg" alt="That *is* McDonalds" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Is it McDonald&#39;s?</p></div></td>
<td valign="top">This ad advertises that mayonnaise and chicken &#8220;is McDonald&#8217;s&#8221;. Correct me if I am wrong, but isn&#8217;t the definition of McDonald&#8217;s the Big Mac? aka Beef, not chicken?And what does &#8220;&#8230; and then some&#8221; mean? Is there some delineation of &#8220;being McDonald&#8217;s&#8221; that I am unaware of? Does it start at &#8220;Excellent Food&#8221; (ie. Not McDonald&#8217;s at all) and ends at &#8220;Obese fatass rednecks&#8221;?</p>
<p>I think the only thing that makes sense on this ad is that it is less than £1.</p>
<p>I also like that the burger that they are advertising isn&#8217;t even completely on the billboard!</td>
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<td valign="top">This ad starts off with a &#8220;clever&#8221; joke, reminiscent of the bug&#8217;s ass flying through his head when he hits your windshield. But the point of this ad is to tell people to use caution on stairs.Few things:</p>
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<li>This ad was ON THE STAIRWAY! If I want to be warned about a hazard I would like to be done so before I am in the middle of using the device or apparatus that it is warning me about! A warning on the blades of a mower that says don&#8217;t touch when spinning isn&#8217;t useful if the blades are already spinning!</li>
<li>One would assume the main demographic for this ad is either the elderly or drunk people&#8230; unless we live in a country of moronic middle class 20-50 somethings&#8230; Therefore using a semi-inappropriate joke which is not only a lot of reading but may take a second to register doesn&#8217;t seem like a great way to get the message across! How about <em>CAUTION STAIRS?</em></li>
<li>Doesn&#8217;t the black sillouhette look like the &#8220;Slppery When Wet&#8221; guy upside down?</li>
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<p><div id="attachment_192" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/theobvious.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-192" title="A true statement" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/theobvious-300x225.jpg" alt="Ads that don't work" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">A true statement</p></div></td>
<td valign="top">Marmite is a horrible product. I was given the stuff when I first moved here and it tasted like I was licking the foot of an avid hiker who has an unexplained love of stepping in feces and has just spent a month trekking across the Andes.</p>
<p>However this ad is not clever like &#8220;Buckley&#8217;s: It tastes awful, but it works&#8221;. Negative Advertising is fine, and sometimes is effective. But this ad isn&#8217;t a negative advertising example. It is stating the absolute obvious. I could put anything on this billboard, from pizza to terrorism and the same statement would be true.</p>
<p>It is also a tad obvious that the suitcase is being held at that ridiculous and, might I add, unusable angle so that the thumb can bias you towards a positive reaction.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t buy marmite.</td>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 18:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A few more day-to-day pictures:</p> <p><p class="wp-caption-text">Enjoying it while I can</p> The above comic was sent to me after my blog posts on Mr. Keen&#8217;s book about Internet media destroying society. The big-nosed guy on the right makes an interesting point, there will always be a need for writers no matter where we read our [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few more day-to-day pictures:</p>
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<p><div id="attachment_180" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lnq090504.gif"><img class="size-medium wp-image-180" title="Enjoying it while I can" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/lnq090504-300x97.gif" alt="Enjoying it while I can" width="300" height="97" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Enjoying it while I can</p></div></td>
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<td colspan="2">The above comic was sent to me after my blog posts on Mr. Keen&#8217;s book about Internet media destroying society. The big-nosed guy on the right makes an interesting point, there will always be a need for writers no matter where we read our news.</p>
<p>Interestingly enough, does anyone else notice the bomb on the hippy on th left&#8217;s computer? I am not sure if this is a subtle addition by the author that all Internt news readers are terrorists, or if it just a poorly drawn apple. I am hoping it is the later, otherwise I&#8217;ll have to learn how to handle anthrax.</td>
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<p><div id="attachment_181" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 236px"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/img00029-20090517-1509.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-181" title="A polite indicator" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/img00029-20090517-1509-300x225.jpg" alt="A polite indicator" width="226" height="169" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">A polite indicator</p></div></td>
<td valign="top">I want to thank the construction company for politely letting me know that if I am planning an emergency, that there is a spot ahead for me to stop and attend to that emergency.</p>
<p>By definition isn&#8217;t an emergency something that is unplanned or unforeseen? For instance if the car I was in when I took this picture caught on fire, do you really think I would think to myself &#8220;Well, shit&#8230; I am not near an official emergency stopping area, guess I&#8217;ll keep on plugging forward?&#8221;</p>
<p>Aside from the stupidity of this sign, I wonder how much this sign cost tax payers? I would also love to see statistics on how many people actually use these official stopping areas. Why does no one seem to realize when doing construction budgets how much of a waste things like this are?</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s from now on spend money on paying the workers to get the work done faster so that &#8220;construction season&#8221; doesn&#8217;t run into winter.</td>
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<td valign="top">This was a laminated pamphlet sitting on the table of a Toronto restaurant I was eating at. Making a leap I am assuming this was advertising something grown locally. I am not aware of what that plant is, but this was a pamphlet for wine and I am pretty positive this is not a grape vine or a wine barrel. Also I am kinda sure that ripping a plant out, roots and all, from the ground is not a sound gardening practice.</p>
<p>What gets me is: Who would think that this graphic a) indicates wine b) makes me want to purchase wine or c) tricks people into thinking that Toronto has dirt and plants?</p>
<p>I did not take any marketing classes, but based on my knowledge of print and tv ads the only appropriate place for dirt as a marketing device is for washing detergent, and even then only if you are advertising how it whitens, not how it protects colours. For the later you would want bright clothes that have been washed 100s of times indicated as a caption on your ad.</p>
<p>I did not have wine with this meal.</td>
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<p><div id="attachment_182" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 252px"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/locally.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-182" title="Dirt, an interesting sales strategy" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/locally-300x225.jpg" alt="Dirt, and interesting sales strategy" width="242" height="181" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Dirt, an interesting sales strategy</p></div></td>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 20:15:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The other night I came home to no Internet. It appeared I could not get an IP address from my ISP. (un-geekly written: Internet had a booboo). I wanted to call the provider to tell them I was down, to make sure they were investigating, however I realized to do this I needed access to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The other night I came home to no Internet. It appeared I could not get an IP address from my ISP. (un-geekly written: Internet had a booboo). I wanted to call the provider to tell them I was down, to make sure they were investigating, however I realized to do this I needed access to their website where their phone numbers were&#8230;</p>
<p>I was going to call my parents to catch up with them, but my VoIP phone needs Internet&#8230;</p>
<p>I wanted to write this blog entry, but&#8230; etc.</p>
<p>We are surrounded by Internet so much these days, that it is seemingly becoming almost a necessity of life. I tried calling an embassy the other day for information and their telephone line directed me to the website that contained the phone number I used to call them; <em>very helpful</em>.</p>
<p>While 84% of households in Canada and 74% in the USA had Internet in 2008, that is still beat by 90% of Iceland and 86% of Norway (like there is anything else to do in those countries anyway).</p>
<p>What else on this planet is as ubiquitous as the Internet? What else reaches so many generations and so many business verticals? Maybe driving? It is estimated that under 200 million Americans drive, so what&#8217;s that, 60%? That comes close. But then again, I have driven only a dozen times in 3 years. Which would you rather go without your car or your Internet?</p>
<p>With the web becoming more and more mobile, being connected is not only becoming easier, but it is becoming more inescapable. A new technology called <a href="http://www.3g.co.uk/PR/Dec2008/First_MiFi_Intelligent_Mobile_Hotspot_3G.htm">MiFi</a> is being advertised now in the USA. BUY THIS STOCK! This technology will be wanted by anyone who travels anywhere, ever! But this just goes to show how much we crave the Internet. We now have what is essentially a portable router to carry around so we never have to be disconnected anywhere a cellphone works, which these days is pretty much everywhere, except maybe anywhere North of Toronto or West of Thunder Bay. <img src='http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>The CEO of Google recently gave a speech to a group of University graduates where he told them to <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hk2_X3Te8xchIOsJ49yZovHTRzvgD988S7900">turn off their computers</a>! And how rightfully so, except 5 years from now he&#8217;ll have to amend his statement to &#8220;Turn off your cellphones, toasters, coffee mugs, and iEngagementRings&#8221; in order for people to truly be disconnected.</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 12:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>What do a typewriter and Germany have to do with Twitter?</p> <p>In fact quite a bit, but let&#8217;s step back for a second. How many times have you felt like you were wasting time? Seemed like you were doing something insignificant? Your actions have no relevance to your future goals?</p> <p>In this season on &#8220;How [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What do a typewriter and Germany have to do with Twitter?</p>
<p>In fact quite a bit, but let&#8217;s step back for a second. How many times have you felt like you were wasting time? Seemed like you were doing something insignificant? Your actions have no relevance to your future goals?</p>
<p>In this season on &#8220;How I Met Your Mother&#8221; there have been a few reflections of this sort. For instance &#8220;What would have happened had I taken that cab?&#8221; or &#8220;What would have changed had I not been on that street corner at that time?&#8221;.  The point that these statements make is quite simply that life is not a series of achievements or milestones, it is a series of interlocked microseconds where the affect of the previous billions and trillions are placed on the next infinitesimal.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t believe me? Think about something fairly significant in your life. Today is my 4th anniversary with the company I work for. But how did I ever get this job? I heard about my company through a guest speaker in a course at UoG, i was introduced by the professor who I had known from a previous course, I only took that previous course because I had a choice of 2 electives and I had several friends in that course, I had made those friends from living in South Residence. In theory I could even pull this back farther as to why did I chose UoG, or Computer Science for that matter and that takes me back until the age of about 12, probably further. So an action that at the time may have been considered insignificant has resulted in me working for a company where I travel the world, get paid to do something I enjoy and work with a fantastic group of people. Some may say I am stretching it, but am I?</p>
<p>About 3 winters ago I had taken a day off of work to do some errands, Christmas shopping, and a few things for the fam. I woke up a little later than normal and went to have breakfast, out of milk for cereal I made eggs. i showered dressed and went down to my car. I got all the way down to my car and realized I forgot my phone, so I went back up. As I came out of my parking lot, as I was used to doing for work I turned left. About a city block went by before I realized I should have turned right, I started looking for a place to turn around when a police officer pulled in behind me and politely gave me a speeding ticket. Other than the obvious fact that the real blame is on me speeding&#8230;  Can I blame the meeting of me and this officer on me taking the longer time to make eggs than a simple bowl of cereal? The reason the milk was empty escapes me now, as at the time it was an insignificant detail. What about forgetting my cellphone? That added time to my delay? Couldn&#8217;t my vacation day have been on a different day?  <em>Why was I at that intersection at that time on that day?<br />
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<p>Twitter was limited to 140 characters for the highly publicized reason that SMS Text messaging standards is 160 characters, and Twitter allows 20 letters for a username. But why are text messages 160 characters? In the mid 80s a communications researcher working on a project to replace the pager sat at a typewriter and typed several common sentences he would have used his new gadget for. He found that almost all those sentences where less than 160 characters. He deemed that sufficient. When cellphones adopted this, bandwidth was slow and very tight, so they stuck with this to reduce overhead, and now that bandwidth is relatively cheap and plentiful we still use a non-scientific 80s limitation in a highly capable technology.</p>
<p>So when professors say that that the text message is ruining the way kids speak, perhaps we should blame that German researcher and his typewriter? Or we should blame the guy who hired him to research, or perhaps we should blame some other seemingly insignificant action that happened well before the 80s?</p>
<p>The problem is that this is all hindsight, who could know that me being stranded in a pub one evening would lead to me befriending a person who 2 years later is taking a trip with me to India? Who knew that by casually mentioning to my former boss I like to travel it would result in a series of events that moved me to England for 2.5+ years and counting?</p>
<p>I can think of so many examples in my life.  Most I cannot even trace back because the moments were so fleeting, but realizing this just gives another reason why you need to go with the flow of life, don&#8217;t try and control everything, don&#8217;t fret about spilling a coffee or tripping on a sidewalk because who knows: That action may lead you closer to your dreams.</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 21:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A recent bit of feedback from a friend and fellow blogger is that my posts lack a certain graphical appeal. I therefore have decided to introduce a recurring feature to this site where I use the power of my Blackberry&#8217;s camera to bring you interesting things I encounter on my day-to-day adventures.</p> <p>Today&#8217;s edition is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A recent bit of feedback from a friend and fellow blogger is that my posts lack a certain graphical appeal. I therefore have decided to introduce a recurring feature to this site where I use the power of my Blackberry&#8217;s camera to bring you interesting things I encounter on my day-to-day adventures.</p>
<p>Today&#8217;s edition is Silly Signs:</p>
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<td valign="top"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/img00005-20090504-1725.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-163 alignright" title="Passport_Dog_in_India?" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/img00005-20090504-1725-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="223" height="165" /></a></td>
<td valign="top">An interesting advertisement. I saw this in my local train station. Apparently a very hip dog (hip due to the cool specs) has somehow made it to the Taj Mahal and realized he needs a passport.I, of course, would encourage all travelers to sort out passports before going to see India, but each to their own.I am not sure what is more odd. The fact he has 1 ear, a face shaped like an arrow or that he has a camera around his neck, but yet no opposable thumbs to click the button.</p>
<p>I am not sure who decided this advertisement would work, but smoking some of that crack might be fun.</p>
<p>I will make a note, that I have no idea what this is advertising.</td>
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<td valign="top">On my recent trip to Germany I had a layover in Zurich, this sign was seen on the shuttle bus to my plane.Apparently in Switzerland it is not only encouraged that you smoke on a shuttle bus, but that you smoke several different types of tobacco.However the artist did forget to paint the smoke lines on the pipe, so maybe I should just carry an un-lit pipe Sherlock Holmes style.</p>
<p>For a country that smokes more cigarettes in an hour than most countries do in a year, I guess it makes sense that you are allowed to have one last sweet taste of nicotine before the 1 hour 20 minute flight from Zurich to Heathrow.</td>
<td valign="top"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/smoking.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-164 alignleft" title="Encouragement of smoking" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/smoking-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="229" height="171" /></a></td>
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<p>That is all for now. I hope that this satisfies the apparent lust for imagery my readers have.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 23:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I have flown quite a bit, not a lot, but more than most and less than quite a few. I have flown on everything from &#8220;Can this legally be considered a plane?&#8221;-class on Delta to Executive First on Air New Zealand, one of the best airlines in the air. I have been on Virgin Blue [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have flown quite a bit, not a lot, but more than most and less than quite a few. I have flown on everything from &#8220;Can this legally be considered a plane?&#8221;-class on Delta to Executive First on Air New Zealand, one of the best airlines in the air. I have been on Virgin Blue who during a crash I am positive would charge you AUS$10 to use a lifevest and Swiss Air who end every economy flight with a delightful Swiss chocolate. I have been delayed for hours, over night, diverted to other airports, stuck on tarmacs, missed connections, been late for boarding, been held at security, had my balls cupped and man-tits groped by too many strangers to count and yet I continue to enjoy flying and still do not find it a task or an annoyance. I think it is a great way to travel and would have no qualms about booking any fight to any country if I wanted to go to that location.</p>
<p>That is why when I am taking a special interest in the articles about New Democratic Party MP Jim Maloway&#8217;s new private bill which has serious implications for all Canadian airlines (A summary can be found <a href="http://www.jimmaloway.ca/airline-details.html">here</a>).</p>
<p>Mr. Maloway&#8217;s bill seeks up to $500/hour/passenger of compensation for every hour delayed on the tarmac, bumped passengers on long haul flights would see $1200 in their pockets and &#8220;failure to announce delays&#8221; is a $1000 fine payable to the traveler. (I do note that the above is only if certain conditions aren&#8217;t met, but I will touch on that later)</p>
<p>But, before I start to discuss, let me be clear: For the most part Air travel is one of the most poorly structured and inefficient industries out there. I once took 3 flights in 3 days in China, each plane boarded on time, left on time or earlier and always landed within 5 minutes of the planned arrival. In the past 4 years, that is the 1st time all of those things have happened on more than 2 consecutive flights for me. What does this tell me? Well it tells me exactly the same thing as why in Germany I know exactly when a train arrives to the station, departs from that station and what platform I will arrive/depart from a month+ in advance, and in England, France, Canada and Brussels I do not: Some companies know how to be efficient and some do not. I do not advocate the Air travel business model of BAA in London, England, just as I wouldn&#8217;t pitch Canada&#8217;s Via rail as a good transportation solution.</p>
<p>But all that being said, can you really honestly tell me that every flier is worth $500/hr if there is a delay? That number seems to be picked out of thin air! What&#8217;s next? Making the Transit authorities pay you if there is a traffic jam?</p>
<p>Yes, air travel is rough sometimes, and yes it is expensive and yes it can be very annoying when you are stuck somewhere you don&#8217;t want to be. But this isn&#8217;t airline specific! Just as the clause in this bill that states an airline can be fined $10,000 if they don&#8217;t advertise their prices with service fees and taxes included. WHAT?! Canada and the USA don&#8217;t do that in any industry! And as stupid as that may be (especially since the vast majority of the world does do this and it makes soooo much sense) forcing one industry to add in taxes is asinine! If anything that will cause even more confusion, because customers would be expecting the tack-ons.</p>
<p>The people that agree with this legislation are the people that travel once a year or less and are annoyed that their plans are changed by <em>someone else</em>. If they were driving somewhere they&#8217;d call ahead and say &#8220;sorry, got stuck in traffic&#8221;, but when a hurricane is destroying New Orleans and that causes a two hour diversion to get to their margarita in Acapulco; Jesus Christ! Call in the lawyers.</p>
<p>Now Mr. Maloway says that it won&#8217;t cost airlines a penny if they meet the conditions. Well that is just bullshit. The airlines not only will need someone to monitor that this is occurring, but will also need to go to court countless times to defend that it has been done. What does &#8220;failure to announce a delay&#8221; even mean? What if I only speak Spanish or am blind and can&#8217;t understand/read the announcement? Is that failure? This all costs money and with an industry that is already so inefficient it is hemorrhaging cash from every orifice those costs ain&#8217;t going to be on their shoulders, they&#8217;d be on yours. So sure $500/hr sounds great, but when the flight costs $2000 to pay for all this shit, it may not seem as wonderful.</p>
<p>This is yet another case of the &#8220;Don&#8217;t incovienience me&#8221; syndrome that is spreading faster than Swine Flu (*ahem* H1N1) across North America. And for God&#8217;s sake don&#8217;t breast feed in public, or smoke anywhere within 10 miles of civilization or let homosexuals marry because somehow that inconvieniences me and we all know my rights are more important than yours.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 14:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I could spend a lot of time reviewing each absurdity of this book, but alas I like to branch out more. Instead I think in my final reflection I&#8217;ll finish with why I believe Mr. Keen has this sense of reality that I do not share.</p> <p>Since I stated posting blog entries I have received [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I could spend a lot of time reviewing each absurdity of this book, but alas I like to branch out more. Instead I think in my final reflection I&#8217;ll finish with why I believe Mr. Keen has this sense of reality that I do not share.</p>
<p>Since I stated posting blog entries I have received many comments such as &#8220;Stoss, you really think about the world in a fucked up way.&#8221; And I agree. I tend to think about things differently. I am not near arrogant enough to think my opinion is the only one, or necessarily correct. To paraphrase a quote from The Truman Show <sub>(highly under-rated movie)</sub>: &#8220;We all live in the reality with which we are presented.&#8221;</p>
<p>About 3 months ago I went on a date with a smart, pretty, 20-something professional in the bio-medical field who lives by herself away from her family. On the surface you might think we are very similar. We are both white-collar workers, we are independent, well traveled and have the means to sustain ourselves. The topic came up as to how often we order take away. I said not that often, usually just Friday night curry or something. She gasped! &#8220;Once a week?! That is really often!&#8221;</p>
<p>At the time we had a quick laugh and moved on, but the above story is directly related to this book. I live in a reality where once a week takeout is not only normal, it is considered infrequent. That being said, lately I also live in a world where if I am not on 4 or 6 airplanes in a month I consider it &#8220;downtime&#8221;.</p>
<p>The point I am trying to make is that in Mr. Keen&#8217;s reality the Internet is the culprit for the downfall of society. I am sure he truly believes that and I wouldn&#8217;t fault him on it. In my reality the Internet is one of, if not the most important technological advances ever and has potential to propel society in directions we cannot even fathom yet.</p>
<p>The later part of the book has a couple themes. One is human behaviour and the other is the disadvantages to an all electronic society.</p>
<p>Keen blames sex addiction on the vast amount of porn on the Internet. Sex addiction? The only purpose for us to exist is for sex. Monogamy, humility, these are man-made concepts. Sex addiction is fundamental to our existence. The fact birth control, condoms, abortion were invented just helps us to not over-populate the shit out of this planet. Just think, if they diverted the attention give to the industry of preventing pregnancy to a field like cancer, how would this world be different?</p>
<p>Our realities did meet in a few way though. Keen talks about the information gathering on the net and the potentially disastrous effects it could have if it leaks. I agree. I find it very spooky when I log into Facebook in Germany and my ads are in German, or when I land in type in www.google.com in Switzerland and get directed to www.google.ch.</p>
<p>What if every search, every online purchase and every website you ever visited was somehow displayed to the world? Would you be embarrassed? Would losing the expected anonymity of the Internet be detrimental to your life?</p>
<p>Now the big brother view is that the Information Superhighway has CCTV cameras at every metre to watch you, track you and record your every move. The truth is that this is nothing new. Credit card companies have been data mining your information for decades to find patterns and anomalies to help them prevent credit card fraud. For the most part these measures are there to help you. It lets Google know when you search for Mustang, do you mean horse or car. It lets Amazon recommend books to you to save you searching or when you are stuck for a choice. But as I discussed earlier, all technologies have the ability to be used for nefarious purposes.</p>
<p>How is it different that you have a subscription to a gardening magazine and that magazine sells your address to gardening supply stores so they can send you mail, than Facebook putting up a &#8220;singles in the UK&#8221; ad on my page because I am listed as single and living in the UK?</p>
<p>The ironic part of all of this discussion is that at the end of bashing amateurs, saying that we can have no idea when someone isn&#8217;t a paid professional on a subject if they are telling the truth or lying, the author admits in the final pages of his book that he himself is an amateur, that this is first book and he had to rely on several others in writing it. Think about that for a bit.</p>
<p>Mr. Keen clearly sees the Internet as something vastly different than any previous technology. I do not. I see it as an advancement, sort of like VHS-&gt;DVD-&gt;Blue Ray.  If Keen took the time to think about this in the grand scheme of our society and not in the individual case studies (The Internet poker player who robs a bank to pay off his debt, or the German teenagers who faked a political message on YouTube etc) he would see we are no worse off at all. We have just transitioned to a new form of culture, economy and values, not destroyed them at all.</p>
<p>Bottom line: I am glad I read this book. I hated it page after page, but sometimes it takes something that you hate for you to reflect on why you like something.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I mentioned briefly in my last post about the Swine Flu. And today I read that Air Transat and other airlines have <a href="http://www.montrealgazette.com/Life/Transat+suspends+Mexico+flights/1542549/story.html">suspended flights</a>! Has this world gone mad?!</p>
<div id="attachment_145" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/swineflu.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-145" title="swineflu" src="http://stoss.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/swineflu-300x225.jpg" alt="Swine Flu World Wide Stats" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Swine Flu World Wide Stats</p></div>
<p>This picture was in the UK morning paper. Notice that the only place that has any deaths in it is Mexico? Yes, the US A just confirmed its first death this morning, but since I have been typing (According to word press 80 words), 43 people have died of cancer and 39 by communicable diseases! 152 deaths in 2 weeks in Mexico is not a significant number!</p>
<p>Now, please don&#8217;t take this as &#8220;Go out and lick sick people&#8217;s faces&#8221;, all I am saying is be <em>reasonable</em>! This is same problem i wrote about in &#8220;<a href="http://stoss.ca/wp/2009/tazed-and-confused">Tazed and Confused</a>&#8220;, people don&#8217;t understand reasonable precaution versus gross over-reaction!</p>
<p>I am flying in the next coming weeks to Canada (13 cases), the US (65) &amp; Germany (3). And now for my favourite part: Math!</p>
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<td><strong>Percentage Affected</strong></td>
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<td>Canada</td>
<td>35</td>
<td>3.4&#215;10<sup>-7</sup>%</td>
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<td>USA</td>
<td>307</td>
<td>2.1&#215;10<sup>-7</sup>%</td>
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<td>Germany</td>
<td>83</td>
<td>3.6&#215;10<sup>-8</sup>%</td>
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<p>So, statistically 0% of the population. Last year globally 1600 people died by falling out of bed. Including 450 people in the US. At that rate the Swine Flu would have to be in action in the US for 1 death every 2 weeks for about 17 years!</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll take my chances.</p>
<hr />Editor&#8217;s note: I just read another <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/30/health/30flu.html?ref=health">article </a>which said the &#8220;US death&#8221; was actually a <em>Mexican</em> boy <em>in</em> the US. If this is true, are we really counting a death on US soil as a &#8220;US death&#8221;?</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Chapter 3 &#8211; 5:</p> <p>We join the book with a new hypothesis from Mr Keen. Because some people lie on the Internet, we cannot be sure if anything is truth and therefore it is all invalid.  Solid idea. Applying this to elsewhere in the world: Because airplanes crash no one should fly, because some people [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Chapter 3 &#8211; 5</span>:</p>
<p>We join the book with a new hypothesis from Mr Keen. Because some people lie on the Internet, we cannot be sure if anything is truth and therefore it is all invalid.  Solid idea. Applying this to elsewhere in the world: Because airplanes crash no one should fly, because some people kill people all people kill people&#8230;</p>
<p>It is also the start of what appears to be this author&#8217;s favourite way to make a point&#8230; putting several questions in a row at the end of a paragraph to make you &#8220;think&#8221; about his ideas, as opposed to proving his ideas.</p>
<p>Does anyone remember Bree or <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonelygirl15">lonleygirl15 </a>as she was known on the web? He uses this interesting example of a new type of entertainment as an example that: &#8220;We&#8217;re never sure if what we read or see is what it seems&#8221;. Is a videoblog of a 16 year old girl who turned out to be an 18 year old actress really the best example of falsehood that we can find? How about the current Swine Flu &#8220;epidemic&#8221;, in 1st world countries no one has even died from this &#8220;epidemic&#8221;, in fact the only deaths have been in Mexico and of the 150 <em>possible cases</em>, only 20 swine flu deaths have even been confirmed! But wait! The fact we are in an epidemic and should be panicking all across the world is something paid, non-amateur writers are discussing, guess I better go by my $0.02 face mask! That will guarantee my health!</p>
<p>The next 2 chapters were sad. Mr. Keen tells us the sad story of his favourite record store going out of business and blaming it entirely on iTunes, and illegal file sharing. The sadness of his friends who will miss the choice and wisdom of the employees and how nothing will ever be the same&#8230; You know what? GET OFF MY LAWN. Things change. The vast majority of people prefer to pick and choose their songs. And in fact, this is nothing new&#8230; remember mix tapes? Isn&#8217;t that a collection of favourite songs, akin to an iPod play list? We have simply made the transportation mode more efficient. It is sad that the we won&#8217;t have the wisdom of a music geek&#8217;s opinion on music, but hell we get Ebert&#8217;s opinion on movies every day and ignore him.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s think of the radio. Here is a technology that music companies embrace, but yet isn&#8217;t that really delivering their artist&#8217;s art to billions of people for &#8220;free&#8221;? The music companies found a way to make that profitable. Keen pulls out of his ass the beautiful (and smelly) estimate of 20 billion songs being illegally downloaded in a year. Coincidentally, I this comes from the RIAA&#8217;s wonderfully amazing calculation that 40 songs are illegally downloaded for every song legally paid for on the Internet. Let&#8217;s do some math. The current belief is 24% of people in the world have some sort of internet connection. 6 billion people on the planet, therefore 1.44 billion people have internet. That means every person who has access to the internet anyhere in the world has downloaded 14 illegal songs and ~ 1/3 of a song legally. Plausible? Keen even refers to the legal download industry&#8217;s $1.1 billion a year business as &#8220;paltry&#8221;!! We live in a world where $1.1 billion is paltry? What <em>is</em> paltry is the number of companies to jump into this space! At $1.1bn if 3 companies each took 33% of the market they would be $400million companies. That means all 3 companies would be on Forbe&#8217;s list of the 400 most profitable companies! Hardly paltry.</p>
<p>None-the-less I am not condoning illegal activities, but the truth is that all technology can be copied and shared. The Internet simply provides a convenient way of doing so. As we have seen so many times before, fighting the Internet is futile. Embrace the technology and you can share your piece of a $1.1bn business space.</p>
<p>His next topic is of course video. Same argument really. A comment I really enjoyed was his quote: &#8220;Blockbuster [is] already hedging their bets by planning downloading services of their own&#8221;. Hedging bets?! I call that a smart CEO who is making good decisions. Give that guy a $90mil bonus!</p>
<p>There is a common theme in this book so far. Besides the fear-mongering, Internet is out to kill all things attitude, it is that everything is better if the person is professional at it. ie. I am no good as a writer because I don&#8217;t write as a profession. The entertainers on YouTube cannot provide good entertainment as they are not professionals. He deals in so many absolutes. I tend to believe this world isn&#8217;t absolute. I keep saying adapt to technology, but in reality I am aware this isn&#8217;t possible, and definitely isn&#8217;t a short term move. The point is that amateurs have their place in our society. Some of the best magic, juggling, entertainers I have seen were street side performers in squares and parks. That doesn&#8217;t mean they should all start websites and YouTube channels. Amateurism is a title and not an indication of skill. Let&#8217;s compare Susan Boyle to WIlliam Hung. Both of them are stars and relative amateurs, but I think that is too easy of a point to have to spell out.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Many of you have probably heard about the young girl Tori from Woodstock, Ontario who has recently been kidnapped. I feel so sorry for the parents and family of this child. She has been missing more than a week and I am sure none of you reading this, nor I writing it, can imagine the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Many of you have probably heard about the young girl Tori from Woodstock, Ontario who has recently been kidnapped. I feel so sorry for the parents and family of this child. She has been missing more than a week and I am sure none of you reading this, nor I writing it, can imagine the state of affairs around this town and the involved parties.</p>
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<p>But this entry is not about her or her family. This blog is about the knowledge-less, Monday-morning-quarterbacks who are directing their anger at a senseless crime towards the Woodstock and Provincial Police.</p>
<p>I am tired of reading &#8220;An Amber Alert should have been issued within hours of her being away&#8221;, &#8220;She was always abducted, never missing&#8221; etc. The lead investigator of this case even had to take time <em>away from investigating </em>to tell everyone that this was <em>just terminology</em>! As he stated: The process of finding a child, whether decalred missing or abducted is the same! &#8220;A rose by any other name&#8230;&#8221; if you will. Media obsession and factless opinions has caused people to focus not on the important part here &#8220;A little girl is missing&#8221;, but on who to blame for her not being found (yet). I refuse to quote the commentary I have read over the past week. Needless to say it focused on lazy cops and scrutiny of a not-fully-publicized case.</p>
<p>So I did some research so I could speak to these people directly:</p>
<p>First off, Tori does not meet the criteria for an Amber alert. Taken directly from the Amber Alert website as criteria for issuing an Amber Alert: &#8220;There is sufficient descriptive information of child, captor, or captor&#8217;s vehicle to issue an alert&#8221;. In this case we have a blurry photo of a person in a white jacket, who by all accounts is walking beside the girl, not necessarily &#8220;with her&#8221;. Whether this is right or wrong, I am not making a statement.</p>
<p>Secondly, and this is the painful part, of all abductions by a non-family member in 2007 only 17% were recovered. This is a very sad statistic, but what I mean to indicate here is that an Amber Alert is not a golden ticket, so stop praising it like it&#8217;s the miracle panacea we&#8217;ve been striving for! </p>
<p>The senselessness of blaming the police for not solving a crime in the time of a CSI episode is beyond me. Place the anger where it belongs: On the deranged men and women who perform these acts. Fight for tougher sentencing, a loop-hole free legal system etc.</p>
<p>Fact: The man who admitted to murdering my Uncle got less than 1 year in jail. This is not due to lazy cops, it is due to the fact that a criminal who is caught gets time taken off any sentence if he is &#8220;forced&#8221; to stay in jail during the trail. We award criminals for having to wait to be tried and sentenced!</p>
<p>Fact: The person who killed my 2 cousins is still at large 15 years later. I do not blame police, I blame our justice system for not allowing police to charge the man they know did it without further evidence. The case remains open.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t fight the battles you think you can win (ie. taking fighters of your safety to court à la the BC taser inquiry), fight the battles worth fighting. That is the only way change will be made.</p>
<p>Tori, I wish you well and hope for a safe reunion for you and your family.</p></div>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 19:50:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Preface:</p> <p>Lately a phenomenon has taken off like many of the fads of the 80s we all love so much. Starting with the BBS systems in the late 70s and through the 90s we have had this intrinsic need to network with people at any distance via computer. With the web becoming more accessible, network [...]]]></description>
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<p>Lately a phenomenon has taken off like many of the fads of the 80s we all love so much. Starting with the BBS systems in the late 70s and through the 90s we have had this intrinsic need to network with people at any distance via computer. With the web becoming more accessible, network speeds getting faster and the advent of many advanced web technologies we have seen phases like Classmates.com, Bebo, MySpace, Facebook and we are now looking at Twitter and the even weirder Omegle where you can (advantageously?) talk to a total stranger.</p>
<p>An ongoing trend throughout this advancement has been the Blog. Starting as Usenet threads and advancing to Weblogs and containing everything from political updates to fart counters, there has never been an outlet for expression that has been utilized by so many people. Useful or not, they are a social medium that won&#8217;t soon disappear.</p>
<p>Now, I am the very first to admit that many of these are time wasters and marketing gimmicks. I am also the first to admit that many people live too much of their lives collecting MySpace friends and looking up old highschool classmates that they would never speak to in any other capacity. And finally I will admit that there are heinous and illegal uses for each of these technologies. BUT, and let me be very clear on this, that doesn&#8217;t mean that they do not have a place in the social paradigm that any individual wishes to maintain.</p>
<p>And this brings me to my Easter weekend trip to a bookstore to find something to enjoy on my upcoming slew of flights. In my search for Malcolm Gladwell&#8217;s new <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Outliers-Story-Success-Malcolm-Gladwell/dp/0316017922/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1239910943&amp;sr=8-1">Outliers</a>, I found a fluorescent orange cover with the caption &#8220;<em>how blogs, MySpace, YouTube, and the rest of today&#8217;s user-generated media are destroying our economy, our culture, and our values</em>&#8220;. What a strong statement that is. Not only grouping together the 60+ million blogs as 1 entity, but comparing them to the pre-teen obsession that is MySpace and the completely different medium that YouTube boasts. Immediately Andrew Keen had grabbed my interest, as I am sure he intended to, and I decided that &#8220;<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Cult-Amateur-MySpace-user-generated-destroying/dp/0385520816/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1239910990&amp;sr=8-1">the cult of the amateur</a>&#8221; was a book I needed to read.</p>
<p>Now, I like to think I have an open mind. I enjoy a debate, and am always willing to try and understand why people have a certain point of view, regardless if I agree with it. And in fact Mr. Keen even reminds his readers to keep an open mind as he has been described in various media as everything from &#8220;The Anti-Christ of Silicon Valley&#8221;  to &#8220;The Martin Luther King of the Internet counterreformation&#8221;.  <span>Intrigued yet?</span></p>
<p>You will notice I have labeled this post as &#8216;part 1&#8242;, I have done so for the following reason: Never in my adult life have I ever put down a non-fiction book before reading it through. I am currently on page 45, half way through the 2nd chapter and have already considered doing so. This man takes generalizations and blatantly false information and is trying to sell them as the demise of society. Since I do not want to break my streak, I vow to read this book and write about any interesting subjects I can find, positive or negative I will try and form an objective opinion to post here. Today it is mostly negative&#8230;</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Forward to Chapter 1</span>:</p>
<p>Mr. Keen continually refers to all blogists as monkeys and relates blog entries/writers to &#8220;T. H. Huxley&#8217;s infinite monkey theorem&#8221;. (The theory that &#8220;If you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters they will eventually write a &#8216;Great American novel&#8217;&#8221;) Aside from the fact that it has been proven that Huxley did not come up with this phrase at all, blogists are in no way random and their intent is not to come up with the &#8216;Great American Novel&#8217;. Blogging is a medium to project thoughts, express opinions, dabble with poetry/art, offload stress, among <em>many </em>other things, but not on that list is any intent to write a piece of work that will be recognized by a publisher, let alone compete with Shakespeare or Fitzgerald.</p>
<p>He then goes on a rant about Wikipedia and how with no editors, no reporters and no expertise in reporting necessary to join: (I am quoting this as it is so preposterous)</p>
<blockquote><p>It&#8217;s the blind leading the blind &#8211; infinite monkeys providing infinite information for infinite readers, perpetuating the cycle of misinformation and ignorance.</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>What?!</strong> Firstly, it is not the intent of Wikipedia to educate. Wikipedia is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:About">very clear</a> that it is edited by anyone and no credentials are necessary. If people are misusing Wikipedia for education instead of entertainment that isn&#8217;t the fault of Wikipedia or a cause of social breakdown. In fact it is the exact opposite! Social breakdown is causing people to mistake entertainment for news. This has nothing to do with Wikipedia! Our education system has taught laziness and hasn&#8217;t updated to the new age we are in. Education has to change to support the media available. Like in my Economics class using the Internet to gather real time statistical data about the world stock markets to learn real world examples of market trends as opposed to using Wikipedia to find vague averages, or Google to find Forbes&#8217; lists.</p>
<p>Mr. Keen also claims that every post on Craigslist for free is taking away paid jobs at newspapers and that every Wikipedia reader is taking away money from Brittania&#8230; Again, setting aside that I am sure most local papers won&#8217;t post a request for a hot MMF ass orgy, and Encyclopedia Brittania contains no episode guide list for Futurama, I guess my small and simple point is that the <em>audiences aren&#8217;t the same</em>! I am sure the Venn Diagram looks like the MasterCard logo, but the overlap is not significant enough to impact large organizations like New York Times or Grolier! The decline in the circulation of newspapers and the sale of encyclopedias is attributed to the fact that people don&#8217;t read the morning newspaper, and don&#8217;t want a bookshelf of facts from A-Z that has the weight of a locomotive! Say what you will about the fact that people work 20 hours a day, check their Blackberries non-stop and require up-to-the-second news sent via txt msg, it is where we are. Adapt to it! Utilize the technology that is here to stay, don&#8217;t complain that it is stealing from you. Yes, video killed the radio star, and DVD bitch slapped VHS, no one at Sony yelled about technology changing, they made a different product! And comedians, musicians, newsmakers are more popular and wealthy then they were!</p>
<p>So, did you make it through that? I apologize for the long entry.  I am sorry that I am destroying our economy, culture and values, but as long as I continue to read this book I will do my best to keep that destruction down to the minimum&#8230; oh and yes, I get the irony that I am reviewing a book whose thesis is anti-blog in a blog&#8230;</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes I get to work before anyone else, not because I am overly keen, but I live an 8 minute walk away&#8230; Pretty hard to blame traffic.</p> <p>When I do this I do not turn on the 57 fluorescent lights that line our ceiling so I can sit at my desk in the very back [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes I get to work before anyone else, not because I am overly keen, but I live an 8 minute walk away&#8230; Pretty hard to blame traffic.</p>
<p>When I do this I do not turn on the 57 fluorescent lights that line our ceiling so I can sit at my desk in the very back of the office and work. The morning sun is usually enough light for me to find my seat and turn on my computer.</p>
<p>I have been doing this for 3 years and yet my coworkers are constantly surprised that I am sitting in the dark! Is it such a novelty for me to not want to bombard my eyes with blue-tinged, glowing chemicals at 8:30am?</p>
<p>On this note of turning lights off, recently &#8220;<a title="Earth Hour" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Hour">Earth Hour</a>&#8221; seems to be deemed, by the media at least, a success. But really&#8230; Was this event really a success?</p>
<p>I was in a meeting the same day as Earth Hour occurred. We came into the room turned out the lights so that we could view the projector and held the entirety of the meeting in the darkened room. When the meeting was done, we got up to leave and the host of the meeting turned the room lights back on and closed the door to the now empty room. Why? What is our obsession with having everything lit up to its fullest potential?  I walk through cities at night and see rows of 50+ story buildings with every floor brightly shining into the night! Even if there <em>is</em> some one on <em>every </em>floor, is it necessary that <em>every single</em> light be on? The linked Wiki page says the TO saw a 15% decrease in electricity consumption during that hour. Now I am no expert on energy, but if all I had to do to decrease consumption by 15% was shut a light switch off for one hour, and energy is a big concern for me, can&#8217;t this be done <em>every night of the year</em>?!</p>
<p>As my former roommates know I do tend to prefer darkness, probably my inner geek coming out, but I don&#8217;t think it is this preference that makes me think that Earth <strong>Hour</strong> (note the highlight)<strong> </strong>is a ridiculous concept. It is the fact that turning off a light when a room is empty is common sense that makes me come to this conclusion! All throughout Europe they have sensors that turn off hallways lights in hotels and business when empty, and turn on lights as soon as doors open. Even our office building in England has that, and we are a small building. These are <em>not </em>expensive tools, and according to Earth Hour, can save 10s to 100s of MWs every hour!</p>
<p>Regardless, you have to admit that organizing a global project to save sporadic amounts of energy for <strong>one hour </strong>in 88 out of 195 countries is not an efficient way to tackle this problem. Declared success or not, the real problem Earth Hour was trying to address wasn&#8217;t even scratched. How can you make the smallest dent in a problem by changing your behaviour 0.01% of the time (1 hour out of an entire year). Let&#8217;s put it this way: I want to lose weight using exercise. Using the Earth Hour Methodology® I only need to exercise 1.15 minutes in a week.  Sounds good to me, but how many health experts would advocate that as a solution?</p>
<p>Look, I am not an environmentalist. I try to apply common sense to my daily life. Don&#8217;t throw wrappers on the ground, reuse shopping bags, use reusable containers for leftovers etc.  So before the environmentalists say I am dismissing the effectiveness of the awareness Earth Hour spread, all I am saying is: Take all the effort you put into Earth Hour; The viral Tweets and Facebook groups, the banners, the government lobbying and put that towards a longer term solution and the Earth would benefit more.</p>
<p>BTW: This is all assuming that the Earth benefits from this&#8230; But that is another blog entry</p>
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		<title>A View from the Street</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 11:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>As was my view in this entry of my blog, I can now provide even further proof of this ridiculous world we live in.</p> <p>Google Street View has recently come under fire when trying to photograph a specific town in England.</p> <p>Now the camera has been used by the public for about 100 years. Over [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As was my view in <a title="Social Commentary" href="http://stoss.ca/wp/2006/social-commentary" target="_blank">this entry</a> of my blog, I can now provide even further proof of this ridiculous world we live in.</p>
<p>Google Street View has <a title="treet View fans plan to descend on 'privacy' village for photo fest" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1166722/Watch-Broughton-Street-View-fans-plan-descend-privacy-village-photo-fest.html" target="_blank">recently come under fire</a> when trying to photograph a specific town in England.</p>
<p>Now the camera has been used by the public for about 100 years. Over those years there have been some drastic changes that now have evolved into digital pictures. Pictures that don&#8217;t physically exist, but that can be immediately transferred around the world. This evolved into Google Street View: The ability to see, given a postal code, an area in pictures.</p>
<p>Every single article I have ever read on this topic includes some form of this quote:</p>
<blockquote><p>But it has been accused of invading people&#8217;s right to privacy. Those left embarrassed include customers filmed leaving sex shops and a man caught being sick in the street.</p></blockquote>
<p>In fact some articles even <em>claim</em> that <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2350771.ece" target="_blank">divorces have been filed</a>, which of course seems <a href="http://idiotforever.com/2009/03/31/how-i-duped-the-sun/" target="_blank">really ridiculous</a>&#8230;</p>
<p>What the people in this particular village are now discovering is the same phenomenon that I spoke to before: By making a scene you are in the end screwing yourself over. Also known as the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_Effect" target="_blank">Streisand Effect</a>.</p>
<p>Google Street View is <strong>not </strong>an invasion of privacy. Why? Privacy is the ability to keep things about <span style="text-decoration: underline;">you</span> private to you or a group of people. The front of your house is <strong>not</strong> <strong>a</strong> <strong>private</strong> matter. I am willing to concede that the ability to view a streamlined picture of an entire street could be used for evil, but in the same token so can phone books! Millions of telemarketers use phone books to call you every single day. All a phone book is is a collection of every phone number alphabetically for a town. All Street View is is a collection of house fronts for a village in the order they appear on the street!</p>
<p>All technologies have the ability to be used for undesirable purposes. Do you think it is a coincidence that when you are listed as single on Facebook ads for singles in your area appear in the toolbar? No! This site is data mining what you upload to try and entice you to buy something. 20 years ago a company would spend millions on researching people to figure out who was single, what age range some one was in, what their favourite movies are, and now we are voluntarily typing that data into an international database!? For Christ&#8217;s sake there are marketing people who have wet dreams about this sort of thing!</p>
<p>CCTV is all over the UK. I am on camera every single day. There are people everyday being caught coming out of sex shops, vomiting in the streets and yet someone taking a static, let me repeat, <strong>STATIC</strong> photo of your house is an invasion of privacy? Are you kidding me? I walk past houses everyday, I see though the front windows and sometimes see a family having dinner, sometimes see the tv on. Is it really private knowledge that people eat dinner and watch tv? Hell, a friend once told me she was coming home from work and her neighbour had the blinds open watching hardcore porn!</p>
<p>The bottom line here is that irrationality and un-education about a technology or a cause makes the situation worse. If all these people did was read <a href="http://www.google.co.uk/press/streetview/privacy/" target="_blank">Google&#8217;s Policy</a>, they could perfectly quietly ask to not have their pictures on the site, and Google will comply as several hundred people have done and no one would have known. (Coincidentally, just as you can do with the phone book)</p>
<p>Unfortunately my house is not on Google Street View, so I cannot show you my lovely flat and let you invade my &#8220;privacy&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>Stopping abuse 1.5 pints at a time</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:44:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday after a meeting in London and a couple of pints I was approached by a 20-something woman who asked if I had a moment. I certainly did have a moment, so here is our (annotated and slightly abridged) conversation:</p> <p>Woman &#8211; &#8220;I work for Amnesty International and they are doing a £27,000 ($50,000 CDN) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday after a meeting in London and a couple of pints I was approached by a 20-something woman who asked if I had a moment. I certainly did have a moment, so here is our (annotated and slightly abridged) conversation:</p>
<blockquote><p>Woman &#8211; &#8220;I work for Amnesty International and they are doing a £27,000 ($50,000 CDN) charity drive to raise money. Do you feel that women being beaten and raped is a problem?&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Now, at this point what could I have said? I mean, honestly, did she want me to say &#8220;no&#8221;? If this was some religion I probably would have, just because it is fun to debate with religion, however I played the innocent and said &#8220;yes&#8221;.</p>
<blockquote><p>Woman &#8211; &#8220;Were you aware that up until recently it was not a criminal offense for a woman to be beaten unless the woman filed a formal complaint? That means that a man could beat a woman in front of a police officer and the officer could do nothing about it.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>This I had a hard time believing. I truly believe if an officer was watching you being punched by someone he would help you, but then again this is England. However I nodded politely and looked &#8220;shocked&#8221;.</p>
<blockquote><p>Woman &#8211; &#8220;Amnesty International was instrumental in stopping this and now abused woman have better avenues for protecting themselves.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I could have corrected her and said: &#8220;No, they have better avenues for prosecuting/removing the abuse once it is done&#8221;, however I let her continue.</p>
<blockquote><p>Woman &#8211; &#8220;What are you in Leicester Square for?&#8221;</p>
<p>Me &#8211; &#8220;I had a meeting earlier today, and had a couple pints with a coworker and I am now waiting to meet a friend for dinner.&#8221;</p>
<p>Woman &#8211;  &#8221;Interesting you say pints&#8230;&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Interesting? That isn&#8217;t interesting, it is a loose segue into your question about how I spend my money&#8230; oh and also if you were to ask ask any man on a Wednesday night in England what he was doing, the word &#8220;pints&#8221; is bound to be in there.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8230; because for just the price of 1.5 pints a month you can support this important cause.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Two things here:</p>
<ol>
<li>&#8220;What cause? You have told me that you already &#8220;solved&#8221; the only problem you mentioned to me.&#8221;</li>
<li>&#8220;But then I would have 1.5 pints <em>less each</em><em> month</em>, you bitch!&#8221;</li>
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<p>I let this slide, and I was glad because this is where it gets fun!</p>
<blockquote><p>Me &#8211; &#8220;Do you have some literature I could read on this topic? I am not really familiar with Amnestity International&#8230;&#8221; ( A bit of a lie really, but she doesn&#8217;t know) &#8220;&#8230; and I would like to learn more&#8221;</p>
<p>Woman &#8211; &#8220;Yes, and for just £0.20 a day you can receive all the details on our organization&#8221;</p>
<p>Me &#8211; &#8220;I don&#8217;t think I will be donating today, but I would love to read more on&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Woman &#8211; &#8220;Well, due to the cost we cannot just give out literature.&#8221;</p>
<p>Me &#8211; (jaw dropped, a charity that doesn&#8217;t want to promote themselves?) &#8220;Ok, do you have a website I could view?&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>And here my friends was my favourite part of the conversation&#8230; I want to point out that this next line is <strong>the </strong>factual quote that this woman said to me:</p>
<blockquote><p>Woman &#8211; &#8220;By the time you view our website 260 women in the UK will be raped.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I want to pause here to apologize to those exactly 260 women that were raped between yesterday at 6pm and today at 9:30am. I really am sorry that you had to be raped due to my neglect in not donating 1.5 pints to this cause. I wish you all the best and hope you receive the treatment and care you deserve.</p>
<p>My immediate response was this:</p>
<blockquote><p>Me &#8211; &#8220;Sorry, but really you can say that about anything: 1250 African children will starve by the time I view your website, 180 Big Macs will be consumed in Brighton by the time I view your website&#8230; That really isn&#8217;t an argument for you not to give me the web address.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>She of course was not amused at my apparent disdain for her attempt at guilt. It was at this point I realized this woman was working on commision and that the facade of actually caring for these women was replaced with the greed for her portion of the £27,000 Amnesty has for this endevour.</p>
<p>Here is where I smiled and wished her good luck and we parted ways. It is sad that the only mechanism this woman had was a guilt trip about raped women to try and convince me her charity was worth supporting. It is also sad she tried to con me out of 1.5 pints, so she could get money to buy herself pints.</p>
<p>For more information on Amnesty, I googled this: <a href="http://www.amnesty.org/">http://www.amnesty.org/</a></p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:36:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Where do ideas come from? Earlier tonight I was trying to think of a topic to write about and even started two articles (now saved in my draft folder). The ideas never fully formed.</p> <p>If we think about it all things started from an idea, from the computer, to the spoon, to the wheel. All [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where do ideas come from? Earlier tonight I was trying to think of a topic to write about and even started two articles (now saved in my draft folder). The ideas never fully formed.</p>
<p>If we think about it all things started from an idea, from the computer, to the spoon, to the wheel. All things we use on a day-to-day basis come from some initial idea. Some evolve in a positive manner; remember the first microwaves that weighed 100 lbs and had the capacity for 2 raw eggs? Some evolve in the wrong direction; Beta giving way to VHS comes to mind.</p>
<p>But not until I stopped thinking did the idea for this article arrive, perhaps that is the key: Ideas come when your mind <em>isn&#8217;t</em> working!</p>
<p>Perhaps Edison, who holds over 1000 patents in the US alone, never actually thought? His mind just came up with an idea while he was zoned out on his porch and he was skilled enough to recognize it and execute on it. Maybe this is why ideas come so rapidly when you are stoned? (not that I would know anything about that)</p>
<p>I think what separates &#8220;great&#8221; visionaries from others is not the idea itself, but the ability to execute the idea into a product that can perform the task it is meant to and do it in a way that is effective for the audience it is intended for. This could be some sort of consumer market, but in the case of this blog, the audience is you. My job as an &#8220;author&#8221; is to take an idea and write something that entertains and/or captures your minds for the brief few paragraphs I type.</p>
<p>But if that is the case, how does one measure the success of the execution? My blog certainly won&#8217;t get the millions of hits as something like <a href="http://slashdot.org/">slashdot.org</a> or <a href="http://www.engadget.com/">engadget.com</a>. It could be argued that financial gain is a measure of success, but some of the greatest ideas in history haven&#8217;t resulted in the earning of much money at all, at least not for 1 or a concentrated group of people.</p>
<p>I choose to take my ideas and write them into a blog, others take their ideas and build an object to sell, and others take their ideas to the stage as stand up comedians. Each of these methods of execution are just as valid and satisfying to the idea holder and to their intended audience(s).</p>
<p>So execute your ideas how you want, and forget about the measurement of success, take a chance, write our thoughts, speak your mind, build that automated-booger-flicker or gold-plated laptop you&#8217;ve been dreaming about. The ride is more important than the destination!</p>
<p>So, did I execute? Probably not, it is 1 in the morning&#8230;</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 14:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I am a bit of a geek. I like technology and I like understanding the various uses of that technology. I have spent the last month or so reading every news article I can about a new (I won&#8217;t say newest, because as we all know in this industry &#8220;newest&#8221; is outdated within minutes) phenomenon: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am a bit of a geek. I like technology and I like understanding the various uses of that technology. I have spent the last month or so reading every news article I can about a new (I won&#8217;t say newest, because as we all know in this industry &#8220;newest&#8221; is outdated within minutes) phenomenon: Twitter.</p>
<p>I signed up for an <a title="Follow my Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/stossystoss">account</a> after some prodding from other fellow geeks and went on my way exploring my life 140 characters at a time. What I found out quite quickly is: My life in 140 characters is quite boring. I don&#8217;t mean to say I lead a boring life, in fact I argue far from it, but my thoughts and experiences as a whole are not sum-up-able in such arbitrarily small space (I mean even a txt message has 165 characters).</p>
<p><a title="Follow Stephen Fry's Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/stephenfry">Stephen Fry</a>, the &#8220;UK poster boy&#8221; for Twitter, tweets non-stop from what airport he is in, to what he had for lunch, to the amazing sunset he sees in Singapore. Now don&#8217;t get me wrong I am a huge fan of Stephen Fry. His brilliant comedy and sharp wit is some of the best the UK has to offer. (Watch <a title="QI" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0380136/">QI</a> for an excellent display) But I don&#8217;t really need to know about every little thing he does, especially since: a) I will never meet him to discuss those thoughts and  b) I appreciate him because of his comedy based on his life experiences, not his life experiences themselves.</p>
<p>Then I stumbled across <a title="Follow cwalken's Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/cwalken">Christopher Walken</a>. How, here is a Twitter-er that actually is funny and only posted when something is necessary. Only one problem: It <a href="http://www.thewrap.com/ind-column/2057"><em>isn&#8217;t</em></a> Christopher Walken!</p>
<p>This started my brain in motion. This is the Internet, and as is too often the case the hot blonde 19 year old you are hitting on is a fat 45 year old Star Trek fan trying to make it big in the &#8220;Dear Penthouse&#8221; letter writing business. <em>Nothing </em>on the web is real. This blog isn&#8217;t real, it is a series of 1s and 0s cleverly placed to form something we can read. You don&#8217;t really have proof that the Stoss you know and love (well&#8230;know and put up with) is writing this article. In fact you have no idea where this article is even stored! Truth be told, I am writing it and I have no idea where it is stored. I pay an amount of money to people to let me use a computer and tie that space to a memorable mnemonic. (Fellow geeks will recall the original <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CompuServe#User_IDs_and_e-mail_addresses">CompuServ</a> who thought that complex number letter combination would be memorable, yeah, not so much.)</p>
<p>To some extent, aren&#8217;t we all a bit thinner, a bit more built, a bit smarter and a bit more popular on the web? Think about your Facebook, do you post the 3am picture of you stumbling drunk down a back alley to piss, or do you post the one that has perfect lighting and shows a great smile with you giving the shocker to thin air? We form an online persona to escape reality and befriend people we haven&#8217;t spoken to in 15 years just for the ability to brag that we have more than 500 hundred &#8220;friends&#8221;.</p>
<p>We don&#8217;t show our real selves on the net for the same reason we dress a bit nicer at work, or for the theatre, or when we go out to a club: We want people we don&#8217;t know to see us the way we want to be seen, not the way we actually are. We spend all this time in public school being told &#8220;be yourself&#8221; when the truth is, in ever y area of our lives we are someone different. This is actually an area discussed in <a href="http://www.gladwell.com/tippingpoint/index.html">The Tipping Point</a> a fantastic book that in one chapter discusses how our personalities are situational and mutable, not constant. You could even extend this theory to divorce, work problems etc. When the situations change, your mutate your personality, unknowingly and change the former perception of you to other parties.</p>
<p>This isn&#8217;t going to change, and in fact I don&#8217;t want it to change. I enjoy being my-multiple-selves and I enjoy each wake of life as much as I can, but I am also aware that &#8220;I&#8221; is not a singular word. So enjoy your life, use Twitter and Facebook and MySpace, but don&#8217;t be fooled into believing you are that person. You are who you are, not what people read about you.</p>
<hr />Editor&#8217;s Note: cwalken, whose twitter page I mention in the post above has now been asked by Twitter to be changed to explicitly state that he is not Affiliated with the real Christopher Walken.</p>
<hr />Second Editor&#8217;s Note: Twitter has now <a href="http://crabbygolightly.com/mt/2009/03/cwalken_is_dead_msey_along_now.html">removed the page</a> and the ghost writer has come forward.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Many of you may have heard about the trial of the mounties in the taser death of some nut at an airport. I don&#8217;t want to minimize a death in anyway, and I feel for his family and friends, but many words have been thrown around about these officers: &#8220;knee-jerk reaction&#8221;, &#8220;impulse acting&#8221;, &#8220;instinctual&#8221; etc. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Many of you may have heard about the trial of the mounties in the <a href="http://www.canada.com/news/Column+Police+commissioner+Taser+inquiry+Walk+shoes/1420376/story.html">taser death</a> of some nut at an airport. I don&#8217;t want to minimize a death in anyway, and I feel for his family and friends, but many words have been thrown around about these officers: &#8220;knee-jerk reaction&#8221;, &#8220;impulse acting&#8221;, &#8220;instinctual&#8221; etc. and all I can think of is &#8220;Wait&#8230; What?!&#8221;</p>
<p>These are police officers we are talking about! In most cases all they have is a knee-jerk reaction time, or a split second to make a very difficult decision. We are literally listening to a group of Monday morning quarterbacks tell us what &#8220;They would have done&#8221; and that is absolute bullshit. I have never faced a situation where a person was directly threatening my life or the life of others around me (although perhaps I should get myself in those situations, according to Die Hard 4, Transformers and most action movies <em>all </em>I have to do to get the hot chick is save the world), but I can certainly say that my frame of mine would not be the same as having to make a decision about über-stressful work.  Sure, hitting send on an email to an executive with the word &#8220;fuck&#8221; in it isn&#8217;t smart, but it isn&#8217;t a mistake that is going to kill me!</p>
<p>In the same regard, an <a href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/LAC.20090325.EHELMETS25/TPStory/Comment">actress recently died while skiing</a>. A headline in the UK from this tragedy: &#8220;Natasha refuses £6 helmet&#8221;, are you kidding me?! A woman has died and before the dust settles on her grave we are starting to say that &#8220;helmet action is overdue&#8221;? The article I linked even says that 2 people who died (of the VAST 3 he talks about) <strong>were </strong>wearing helmets and <em>still </em>died! Dying is a risk of being MORTAL it is what makes life so much fun to live! if there wasn&#8217;t a fear of dying the X-games wouldn&#8217;t exist!</p>
<p>Everyday people die from smoking and car accidents, and yet we legally sell cigarettes and hand out driver&#8217;s licenses to anyone who wants them, but 1 famous woman dies and someone decides it&#8217;s time that helmets be mandated for skiing,  what happens when someone dies after that law is passed? Is the next <em>logical </em>step to wrap all people everywhere in styrofoam?</p>
<p>We are so bent on saving everyone, that we forget what <strong>rational </strong>safety is.</p>
<p>Skiing has been around since over 1000 years! How could we have survived that sport for so long if helmets are mandatory for it?</p>
<p>Taser&#8217;s have been around for 35 years, and we are just <em>now </em>realizing that people can be injured by injecting them with electricity?!</p>
<p>Wake up people, death is inevitable and no bylaw or government mandate will solve that.</p>
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		<title>Welcome to the new Design</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:06:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A new design, hopefully to invite more blogging!</p> <p>Hello Everyone! The page has changed significantly and hopefully I now can maintain this more. I have moved over my favourite posts from my old blog and will be perfecting the scheme of this webpage as  I discover new and wonderful things about WordPress.</p> <p>Stoss</p> ]]></description>
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<p>Hello Everyone! The page has changed significantly and hopefully I now can maintain this more. I have moved over my favourite posts from my old blog and will be perfecting the scheme of this webpage as  I discover new and wonderful things about WordPress.</p>
<p>Stoss</p>
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		<title>Bad Meat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 16:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Natural selection is an interesting subject. I was thinking, many animals have developed all sorts of mechanisms to protect themselves or to detect other predators: camouflage skin, heightened smell, night sight etc.</p> <p>But one thing I don&#8217;t understand is: Why the hell do they not change the way they taste? Think about it&#8230; if a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Natural selection is an interesting subject. I was thinking, many animals have developed all sorts of mechanisms to protect themselves or to detect other predators: camouflage skin, heightened smell, night sight etc.</p>
<p>But one thing I don&#8217;t understand is: Why the hell do they not change the way they taste? Think about it&#8230; if a chicken tasted like &#8220;stink bomb&#8221;, no one would eat it! If beef had the smell of melted tar,  no predators would even go near a cow!</p>
<p>And on a side note, why the hell do chickens not get a fancy name for their meat? Cows are beef, deer is venison, and hell&#8230; pigs have ham, pork AND bacon!!! Why is chicken so boring?</p>
<p>Also, why is pork the &#8220;other white meat&#8221;? Who decided that pork was less important than chicken? Was it discovered AFTER chicken? Hell with 3 names for the meat, you would think that it was more important than chicken! This leads me to my existential question for the week: Which came first the chicken or the pig?</p>
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		<title>Few see anything wrong</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>As always I have an opinion: The recent Virginia situation as before when this has occurred is being brought out to be a sign of the decline of society. This is because it is easy to point to a moron with a gun and blame him for all the fear in the world.</p> <p>What you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As always I have an opinion: The recent Virginia situation as before when this has occurred is being brought out to be a sign of the decline of society. This is because it is easy to point to a moron with a gun and blame him for all the fear in the world.</p>
<p>What you never hear is that the decline of society is the cause, not the affect. And this is where I step in.</p>
<p>We now live in a world where a 16 yearold girl with her tits popping out of her waterbra can talk on one cell while txting on a another and last night was rammed harder than King George&#8217;s 12th century castle during the crusades by the highschool quarterback who eats E for breakfast alongside a 6-pack of fine 3% beer and a picture of the American flag which he gives the finger to for 3 hours a day. And few see anything wrong with that.</p>
<p>We now live a society where anyone (as the shooter did) can purchase a Glock and 50 rounds of ammunition and have it described by the store owner as &#8220;an unremarkable purchase&#8221;. And few see anything wrong with that.</p>
<p>We also live in a society where dozens of twisted, murderous Hollywood movies gross billions of dollars each year and yet the shooter now has two &#8220;twisted plays&#8221; he wrote posted on the internet as &#8220;proof&#8221; that he was psychotic. And few see anything wrong with that.</p>
<p>And, we live in a society where you shoot 32 people and CNN does 24-hour coverage of the &#8220;ongoing updates&#8221; including: What colour his toothbrush was, the MacDonald&#8217;s employee who served him a Big Mac just minutes before the shooting and the climax of the story:  The frowny face he used on MSN the night before to end his conversation with his German penpal. This guy got exactly what he craved: attention. And few see anything wrong with that.</p>
<p>Now don&#8217;t get me wrong, I am not in anyway condoning or rationalizing shooting 32 people, but to have the chief of police and president of Virginia Tech stand on national TV and say that the shooter &#8220;was a loner&#8221; is just a sign that they would rather polish the knobs of a self-righteous group of spoiled brats and dismiss the sociopath as a nobody, loser, than address the fact that there is a large societal problem here.</p>
<p>Can stupidity be stopped? Of course not! And to think otherwise, is to disillusion yourself like the majority of the western world. It isn&#8217;t the fact we can stop it, it is the fact that we need to acknowledge it that is my concern. I have said it a million times, you cannot legislate against stupidity. It is impossible. If someone wants to do something dumb, whether it be to shove fireworks up their ass and light them, or kick a dog in front of a bus or shoot 32 people for no reason&#8230; they WILL. It is not a question of if, it is a question of when.</p>
<p>Stop feeding the fire with your insistence that only &#8220;loners&#8221; are capable of this type of massacre! This was a stupid, stupid act. In a society where we can accept drugs, alcohol, glorified media, depraved sex, horror and destruction as daily things that occur, do not try and convince me that a &#8220;loner&#8221; who was mad at his ex-girlfriend is the cause for decline in our society.</p>
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		<title>Living in a sonnet</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t usually tote things on my blog. I am not much of a toter&#8230; can you verbize the word tote? Is verbize a word? Anyway, grammar lessons aside, I just watched the movie &#8220;Stranger than Fiction&#8221;. Apparently this came out last year and was recently released on DVD. I had never heard of it, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t usually tote things on my blog. I am not much of a toter&#8230; can you verbize the word tote? Is verbize a word? Anyway, grammar lessons aside, I just watched the movie &#8220;Stranger than Fiction&#8221;. Apparently this came out last year and was recently released on DVD. I had never heard of it, but it was one fantastic film. An all-star cast supported by a great plot and enough thinking to keep you on the edge of your beanbag chair.</p>
<p>The premise is that a woman is writing a novel, but the main character is actually a real person and is hearing her omnipresent voice everywhere he goes&#8230; This made me think&#8230; which can be a dangerous thing, because if my brain gets moving too fast my earwax melts from the heat emitted&#8230;and cleaning melted earwax out of hair and clothing is just awful.</p>
<p>What is your life is a story to someone? What if someone sat down one day to read your life? Would you be a James Bond novel, Charles Dickens (a true fact, as opposed to those fake facts, about Dickens is that he was the first recorded person to use the word boring, which is ironic as many of his books could be considered as such), maybe it was a romance novel or Nancy Drew?</p>
<p>Regardless whether your life is full of sweaty, heaving bosoms or crotchy, old anti-holiday misers, the simple fact is that life is a story. The interesting thing is the main character in your story (aka. You) is going to die at the end. Classic Shakespearian Tragedy! Except hot, underage, forbidden Capulets will not kill themselves over your death.</p>
<p>So there you have it, proof that life is a tragedy. So basically, fuck it all and enjoy it, &#8217;cause I don&#8217;t know about you, but I want a dozen hot, underage, forbidden Capulets on my death bed&#8230;.</p>
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