Stoss Blog

I have been gone for so long from this blog, my thoughts are now all scattered.
I find that after spending 9 or 10 hours at work on one of these things, I would rather watch tv and eat, then type more into a screen. Sort of like a stripper who is getting ready for bed [...]

Typically I write about derivitives of personal thoughts and conversations, however, in light of recent events, I will combine random thoughts with actually reality.
DISCLAIMER: Facts may be changed, twisted, diluted or exaggerated in order to make this more entertaining…. If you want news spell Stoss with a C and two N’s.
Shedden has recently become a [...]

So I was thinking, which is scary enough in itself, but regardless. What if human beings are exactly like any other animal, except that we have this highly developed brain which causes morals, emotions, thought etc?
Do the popular lions always win Class President? Is there a class system of buzzards flying above us? Do lonley, [...]

Who invented wine? Who decided that squishing the juice out of a small fruit and then letting it rot would taste good?
I can understand milk. It was definently some teenage bet in the 1200s, some guy was like “I bet ye” (because they said ‘ye’ a lot back then) “I bet ye 20 doubloons to [...]

Today I had an Earth-shattering revelation. I have discovered who God is…
Yes, after much thought and analysis I have deciphered the age old mystery that has plagued mankind and religious sects for all eternity.
God is Asian People.
Don’t believe me? Think about it. God is Omnipresent right? Well… Asians are everywhere! There are a couple billion [...]

So, one thing that is quite neat about women and men is the different approaches they take on appearance. I found that when women need a haircut, they plan long in advance, have 2 or 3 magazine clippings chosen for the style and have had, at minimum, an hour or 2 discussion about what colour, [...]

So you are having a sleepy morning, rubbing your eyes, PJs half on, half off, slowly walking to the kitchen bumping into walls and trying not to turn on deadly lights that burn your retinas . You reach for your favourite bowl and spoon, and sleepily pour some cereal into the bowl.
You go get that [...]

Where do homeless people get the markers and bristol board? Shouldn’t they be spending the money they do on signs, on FOOD?! Here’s an idea use the cash to buy a fruit cup! We get the fact that you are homeless…. Very rarely do home’d people cover their bodies in mud and sit on the [...]