 Circumcision isn't as popular in Europe |
Has no one ever looked at the €1 and noticed that Sweden is trying to have unaroused sex with the U? (Click on the pic to see for yourself)The land doesn’t even look like that! They seem to have totally cut off Norway like some bizarre cartographic STD that needed removing.
But notice they left in Finland to complete the topographical cock and balls dangling over Europe like a 14 year old boy does over a keyboard. Way to go Europe in spreading subliminal porn into the minds of our youths. |
| I am all for “nouveau” designs, but why mess with a classic? Putting the 0 in the middle of the elevator numbers makes about as much sense as having the bullseye on a dart board to the left of the triple 20.Notice there is braille, which is good because we would hate a bunch of blind people walking around lost in the basement when pressing where every hotel on this planet except this one places the 0.
Highlighting it in green just adds insult to injury. They essentially are saying “We know we fucked this up, so we’ll try and make it more obvious for you.” |
 Apparently odd on the right and even on the left is too inefficient in Germany |
 A fine watch for a dictator |
This ad in the International Herald Tribune is proudly pronouncing they supplied Napoleon with watches.Apparently naming himself the emperor of France wasn’t enough for this man, he also needed a nice watch. And 200 years after his death the company decided this was a great sales pitch. Also, really “From 1798″ is a little misleading, I mean unless they keep throwing watches at his grave.
But really? I mean this isn’t as bad as a sausage shop in Poland advertising a new cut of meat named after Hitler, but it has to be close, no? Also, how do we know Napoleon had good taste in watches? Maybe his taste was shit and all this ad is saying is, well Napoleon liked shit watches, so you should too. I mean Tiger Woods advertising Nike, I get it. He plays sports, probably knows good equipment… Napoleon isn’t remembered in history as a “Great Teller of Time”… |