Who decided what monsters look like? Why are they typically depicted as green and furry? Why do they have big teeth and growl?
Did someone decide that green was scary? I don’t envision green as scary.. in fact I have never once seen a person let out a bloodcurdling scream at grass….
And fur isn’t scary! bunnies have fur, and cats. Has anyone ever been afraid of a furry kitten?
Big teeth aren’t scary either! Bugs bunny had buck teeth, and kids love him.. British people have massive teeth, no one fears the British!
And do they hide in closets? Are monsters gay? Are monsters meant as some sort of social commentary on sexual exploration? Is Tom Cruise a monster?
Are closets scary? Do some people go to get dressed in the morning and just end up shivering in the fetal position in the corner?
I have no answers to the above questions.
were ya extra drunk this day and just felt that you absolutely had to blog about something?