As many of you who are faithful readers of my rants know, I have this very unexplainable obsession with hygiene. We humans have this insane fetish with being absolutely sanitized from top to bottom, so much so that we are actually making ourselves susceptible to worse diseases, by killing the very ugly helpers that eat that bad stuff!
What gets me the most is lining the toilet seat with toilet paper. When I sit down and the toilet seat is warm, I just enjoy the sensation… I don’t wish there was a cushy layer of “protection”.
We will spend hours rolling around in a hot sweaty lovemaking session swapping unimaginable fluids, then go wash our face before bed.
We blow our nose into 1-ply Kleenex® and then scrub our hands until he skin comes off. But five minutes later we grab a greasy burger, carry it to our booth on a “well washed” tray and then eat it and lick our fingers.
Or how about Chicken wings? Served in highly sanitized wicker baskets coated with wax paper? YUM!
We religiously check expiry dates, and then eat day old muffins from Coffee Time because we same 10 cents.
Humans are insane.
Sanity or Sanitization?
As many of you who are faithful readers of my rants know, I have this very unexplainable obsession with hygiene. We humans have this insane fetish with being absolutely sanitized from top to bottom, so much so that we are actually making ourselves susceptible to worse diseases, by killing the very ugly helpers that eat that bad stuff!
What gets me the most is lining the toilet seat with toilet paper. When I sit down and the toilet seat is warm, I just enjoy the sensation… I don’t wish there was a cushy layer of “protection”.
We will spend hours rolling around in a hot sweaty lovemaking session swapping unimaginable fluids, then go wash our face before bed.
We blow our nose into 1-ply Kleenex® and then scrub our hands until he skin comes off. But five minutes later we grab a greasy burger, carry it to our booth on a “well washed” tray and then eat it and lick our fingers.
Or how about Chicken wings? Served in highly sanitized wicker baskets coated with wax paper? YUM!
We religiously check expiry dates, and then eat day old muffins from Coffee Time because we same 10 cents.
Humans are insane.