Recent Events

Typically I write about derivitives of personal thoughts and conversations, however, in light of recent events, I will combine random thoughts with actually reality.
DISCLAIMER: Facts may be changed, twisted, diluted or exaggerated in order to make this more entertaining…. If you want news spell Stoss with a C and two N’s.

Shedden has recently become a famous place for what the news says is one of the largest mass murders in Canada. People look at this as a bad thing. I disagree. I think the fact that one of the largest mass murders in Canada is represented by 8 people being popped gangsta’ style in the middle of nowhere, is a good thing. In Detroit, that’s a Wednesday…
Now, in 2 years on Jeopardy when the answer is “Rhubarb capital of Ontario” and someone says “What is Shedden?”, they aren’t actually asking, they know!
Now, I am not “all for” dumping bodies in woods, however ya gotta admit, if you had dead bodies lying around in your backyard, it’s easier than digging a hole…

This weekend was also Easter. I am not sure what is worse; believing that a giant bunny hops around delivering chocolate to kids or believing it happens on the weekend Jesus rose from the dead…. As most of you know, I am not a very religious person, however, I do know my Bible stories, and at no time during Holy Week was Jesus ever given chocolate. He was given stones, but that was in a different manner….