In the Beginning…
Today I had an Earth-shattering revelation. I have discovered who God is…
Yes, after much thought and analysis I have deciphered the age old mystery that has plagued mankind and religious sects for all eternity.
God is Asian People.
Don’t believe me? Think about it. God is Omnipresent right? Well… Asians are everywhere! There are a couple billion in Asia alone! They are now a majority in TO and have ownership of convenience stores on every corner…
Also God is Omnipotent.. Well Asians are known to be smarter than us. They have a better education system, make better cars, electronics, and anyone that can make Communism work, must have a good head on their shoulders.
Also, they invented Godzilla. Now it stands to reason that Godzilla is a monster that eats Gods. And in the movies, he eats Asians. hmmm….. maybe Godzilla movies were meant as a hint to us whiter skinned folks.
Anyway, now that I am sure I offended all Asians, all religions and probably a few God eating monsters, I am going to end this blog.
Stoss you really have to stop eating/drinking/smoking/shooting whatever motivated you to write this post. While I must say that I kind of understand what you are saying I really wonder how you ever came up with this……
Hey man! In fact this post came out of a conversation with my sister.
It began with a talk about Carzilla, a machine that eats cars and somehow spread into “Well, why does Godzilla eat Asians?” The rest, I am sure you can extrapolate into the above post.