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So, one thing that is quite neat about women and men is the different approaches they take on appearance. I found that when women need a haircut, they plan long in advance, have 2 or 3 magazine clippings chosen for the style and have had, at minimum, an hour or 2 discussion about what colour, style, and whether it will accentuate their jaw line too much with a few close girlfriends.

With guys, for instance me, it took 5 minutes of asking directions to the nearest Salon, and my only requirement was “Before Sunday”.

I spent more time deciding on what brand of cereal to buy then I did on what I should wear for the next month on my head. And on that note, don’t buy Muslix, it’s actually birdseed. That stuff is like eating trailmix that actually was made from mixing elements found along a dirt trail. I will stick to my Special K.

I think if a guy went to a salon and asked for the “George Clooney” look, the hairdresser would assume he was gay and could cut his own hair.

And why is it that male haistylists have to be gay? And not just gay, flambouyantly gay. You can spot a male hairstylist from 10 blocks away hidden behind a wall, in the middle of the night. They’re so flaming they light up the street.

Anyway, I think the most important point here is having the “Jennifer Aniston” does not make you Jennifer Aniston.. if it did, men would be even more horny and the world does not need hornier men. ‘Cause at the rate women turn down sex, we’d have to start tapping the gay hairdressers…