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So you are having a sleepy morning, rubbing your eyes, PJs half on, half off, slowly walking to the kitchen bumping into walls and trying not to turn on deadly lights that burn your retinas . You reach for your favourite bowl and spoon, and sleepily pour some cereal into the bowl.
You go get that smooth, refreshing cool milk to make this dish the wakeup meal you desperately crave, and as you pour that delicious white nectar of cows over your dried wheat crisps it suddenly shoots over the edge! Holy cow!(<– hehehe, bad pun) Now you are half asleep and pissed, there is milk everywhere and it is dripping onto the floor and then you slam down the milk jug and it squirts all over making it so much more worse. You start shaking your head in disgust and as you do the jug tips over and soaks everything in the area.
Your morning is ruined, your whole counter is ruined. Life…. is…. over.

And all because of Ramping Cereal….that’s right ramping cereal…..By that I am reffering to any cereal brand that has the curvature to send milk flying in all sorts of directions. Oh the humanity! Why can’t Corn flakes be flat?! Frosted Flakes could be sticks! Life would be so much easier! Women are meant to have curves, cereal is meant to have taste! Those are two facts of life! Fix this problem! PLEASE! It’s driving me mad!